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Welcome, Ω
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BMO 05:29, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Nah, I don't think I will read it, actually. How is it serious? Am I led to believe that a site that parodies things like serious business etc. wants me to read it in the first place?
But hey, kindling the bonfire is serious fucking shit. Oh wait! We're beyond that now! Dumb fucks. Ω 05:32, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
Hey fag
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HEY FUCKTARD! Ω, you are being a stupid cunt! You need to stop now. Keep it up and you gonna get raped. |
You're not welcome here. You might want to fuck off back to your native homeland, Uncyclopedia where the rest of your kind inhabit. Also, you're not funny. At all. — 
Deceptive
22:58, 9 July 2016 (EDT)
- I was trying to dissect the joke here myself until I realized that it's you :P internet tough guys make me kek. Ω 18:17, 31 August 2016 (EDT)
