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Things you probably shouldn't do when you're a cop... threaten to kill people! :D

In the wake of Chicopee Police's slanderous postings and false accusations against an obviously innocent FaceBook user's post came Dough Humphrey, a retired police officer who took one look at this kid and instantly came to the conclusion that a Final Solution was the only reasonable course of action to take. And as such publicly demanded his immediate execution.

As you might well imagine, this did not go over very well with the already overly infuriated masses demanding justice and an end to police brutality and corruption. Things immediately escalated to the point where the Chicopee Police Department actually had to go out of their way to issue yet another statement about the crazy cop just to try and protect themselves from any possible or potential legal shenanigans.

Granted they rightly put this pig out to pasture a number of years back, probably because he was getting all senile and stupid, but even a retired, mentally handicapped cop should still have enough sense to know that openly inciting people to murder someone you don't much like is a pretty God damn stone stupid thing to do.

As expected there will of course be NO official charges made against this ex-cop, despite the fact that he made actual credible threats to murder a specific individual in a public forum. This is because police officers don't have to abide or obey the laws and rules that the rest of society is expected to follow. Which makes perfect sense when you think about it.