Talk:Lego

TRANSPARENT PURPLE!

Check this bitch out: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=322144904481995&l=a9d83eddfd

Oh hell ya! It's the very first transparent purple cockpit! :D

By the by, why doesn't this article mention anything about the Lego communities demi-God James Jessiman? Seriously, the dead d00d has got like 387 different shit ridden Geoshitties "memorial sites" made in his honor (for making/coding LDraw). That's one of the best ways to troll the ever living shit out of that community. Just start talking shit about the guy, it'll trigger MASSIVE froth and butthurt like you can't even begin to imagine! o_O

Also that picture of the kid playing with Legos should be replaced by some middle aged, overly obese, balding d00d with extremely poor hygiene and greasy, unkempt hair and dirty clothes if possible, as the "average Lego builder".

Might also be good to point out how older Lego fans always try and say they ~build~ with Legos they don't ~play~ with Legos...because they're apparently deathly afraid of their inner child I guess...in denial and so forth. "Littles" of course don't give a shit, we fuckin love playing with toys and coloring and watching cartoons, oh hell yeah, go shove a frosty pine cone straight up yer ass if you don't like it! ~feeeeel~ the butthurt! :D

Lego "builders" that take themselves overly serious like though desperately need to be trolled and verbally molested in every other direction. Legos is NOT serious business! And if you're too pissy and afraid to admit that you're PLAYING with a CHILDREN'S TOY, then you need that fact slapped across your idiot face at every opportunity until you scream uncle and admit to being an overgrown toddler.  :) --Onideus 06:13, 14 December 2011 (CET)

BrikWars

A collection of 14-year-old USI autistics who play a modified version of Warhammer with Lego guys and spout memes every other word. Maybe they should be on this page?

Reference: http://www.brikwars.com

The stupidest thing about them is that they all fap over perfectly uniform armies of guys in the same color carrying the same weapons, when the whole point of Lego is that any brick/wheel/head/etc. can go on any other brick/axle/body/whatever. Nightwing 06:27, 31 May 2012 (EDT)

Rick Rolled

For those that are interested, that Rick Roll piece is from this set, called "Street Extreme":

http://www.brickset.com/detail/?Set=8186-1

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it certainly does resemble Rick Astley. Plus it kind of fits with the theme...cars...rolling...yeah, probably they outsourced the sticker designs to a third party and the graphic designer thought it would fun to throw an Easter Egg into it (which, I'll admit, I've done stuff like that myself when doing such work, lots of us do).

--Onideus 00:27, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Srs Business Guy

His ranting/rambling stupidity is just...wow, srsly WOW!

The Reinvention Of Lego

This was one of my favorite parts: "On a trip to Legoland California in May of 2004 I discovered at the Pick-A-Brick store that the original colors were now considered 'retired.' It was a massive shock for many, myself included, and I was left wondering: WHY?!"

Geez Louise, a slight change in the colors and he's having a "MASSIVE SHOCK"...guy is gonna be lucky if he isn't dead of a heart attack simply from the "massive shock" of walking outside and blowing the stink off of himself.

What's really hilarious though is that if you've spent ~any~ time at all building/playing with Legos then you know EXACTLY why they changed the colors (especially the old gray)...mostly because they were highly susceptible to DISCOLORATION due to UV/light exposure. Lego also of course recognizes that their product isn't merely a toy but also a COLLECTORS ITEM and as such they purposefully change up the colors with many parts so that collectors won't get totally screwed, so that unique/rare parts will ~stay~ unique/rare and will keep their value.

I'm thinkin maybe I should e-mail this guy...see if I can't troll him into a lovely little flame war and to see just how far he'll sperg out over this inconsequential nonsense. LOL --Onideus 13:03, 21 August 2013 (EDT)