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Rose Byrd

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Rose is a... (damn... what is the SheezyArt variant for tartlet? YArtlet?) ...yArtlet attention whore of epic proportions. And by epic proportions I don't mean that she is, by any chance, good at it. Truly she fails so hard that it is actually funny.

-Sigh-... No comment.

She is also a shitty generic weaboo artist (but srsly who cares about that?), aspiring camwhore with sever acne and a assortment or internet disease. And a closet faggok (who isn't?) to top it all of...

Can You say "irony"?

What the hell did she do?

She pulled off a "Take care of my neopets" and then took it to a whole new level of fail.

Suicide Note

 
Journal I.

Some beautiful day I was like... trolling some dweeb and engaging in other peaceful activities when I stumbled upon this (then Iunremarkable) account, or more precisely this oh so whorish note. Upon closer examination I lulzed at all the "omg im so sowwy" comments and began to inform selected pplz that THIS IS A FUCKING HOAX (Not that at least a hundred others weren't doing the same...). Much faggotry followed but was unfortunately lost due to some fucktard called CC implementing a "delete comment" function in Shitty. This of course made Rose sprout a WAAAAAGH as HARD LOGIC AND FACTS forced her to crawl out of her hugbox. At this point it could all end, amirite? But nooooo...

OMFG IT'S MAGICK!

 
Journal II.

This sprouted up a bit later (upon gracing my screen it caused a lolcano that scared several kittens shitless). Reading this, one can come to a conclusion that we should behave like civilized beings and do the only right thing. And so we did... Unfortunately, once many more lulz were forever lost due to faggotry and a "delete comment" feature. Surprisingly though, while about half of the involved ShittyArtists were at that point lulzing at this masterpiece, the second half CONTINUED TO ASSPAT THE WHORE as well as defend her from the incoming napalmz. The following seconds brought upon the fair face of Sheezy at least three severely unfunny and forced memes.

  • "<3ROSE DIED<3"
  • "hi i died and my soul is no bound to XYZ"
  • "QUANTUM PHYSICS MAKE IT POSSIBLE"

The memes died about two minutes later and were fortunately forgotten by most. From this place the drama moves on to this account.

Sooo confused

 
Journal III. Note the change of colour: from bad to OMG TEH GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING!

If she would just change accounts and start over this godless abomination of a fail would fall into oblivion never to be lulzed at again, but no, she had to continue this even when obviously she had take it too far. Little lulz were milked at this point, as she began to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING that did not look like a comfy hugbox. Despite the constant influx of attention, she again sprouted this in a... hells... gods know what she wanted to accomplish, or not.

Following lulzathon and butthurt

 
Journal IV. O RLY?

A few days later some faggot user of SA started poking around this topic once more resulting in the tribute poems seen below and a new influx of lulz. Unfortunately, the lulz were very weak as he and his "friends" are severely unfunny. It also resulted in a "burn the witch and get a exorcist" comment set (baleeted before screencap). The faggot herself is by this point so butthurt she decided to ignore the drama she brought upon herself in an ironic, though obvious turn of karma. This, however, did not stop everybody else from having a good time, comming to her page and leaving "OMG HAHAHAHA" comments. When asked "WTF" most commenters answered "I did it for the lulz".

OMG ED IS SOOOOO MEAN! WAAAAAAGH!

 
Journal V. Read it for lulz and greater justice.

OMG she got 13 comments bashing her, and an article to top it all off. Well faggot, You should have thought about that before You started spewing this shit. Surprisingly she makes a particularly resmarted assumption that this has something to do with god. At first glance a sezoned lurker will understand that this is because she thinks posing as a satanist (or whatever) will make her teh cool and popularz. The most suprising thing however is that she still insist her whorish attention seeking is TRUTH INCARNATE. Truly, much lol-milk will be sacrificed on the alter of our great god Trolldin thanks to her marvelous contributions.

It should also be noted that a lot of more mature users came over to tell her to grow up. Of course our dear faggot instead of taking a clue to how she is so deep in her own shit proceeded to DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING. (Unfortunately most got beleted when the ever watchful watcher was doing something more important.)

Tribute to the faggotry

 
Backup for last line of "Tribute to the faggotry"...
 
Backup of some Zombie Rose LULZ...

Some quality ShittyArt poet committed this upon exposure to the drama:

"Oh look at her page,
the owner is (again) dead.
Was the story true?
No, she was lying instead

You don’t want to know,
what people do for some attention.
You don’t want to hear,
why people make such things up.

O look she reincarnated,
I hope this relieves you?
Ah, there is the next death,
that fools the others too.

Don’t believe in those ugly fables,
it only makes it worse.
An attention seeker isn’t capable,
of speaking the truth.

I don’t want to care anymore,
I just don’t want to listen,
to such attention seeking whore.
Not anymore."
-SmilingDevil

"Fascinating all these stories, about dying once or twice,
I asked the local doctors for an explanation or advice,
This, they told me in earnesty, was something excitingly new,
for someone to die and be born again seemed too good to be true
Let's visit these em....I mean people, the good doctor said,
and as he spoke those words, he grabbed his coat and hat.
Arriving at the place it happened, he was dismayed to say the least.
for basking in attention...lay the 'victim', apparently very pleased.
No trace of blood, no sign of a fight, not a struggle was to be seen,
for someone just cheating death, she seemed actually rather keen.
Keen on checking mails, and replies to her sad fate,
and while she laughed loudly, her mother said, ‘it's late’.
‘Go to bed sweety...enjoy your dreams...you need your rest and peace,
or else you might be too tired, to go to aunt Mingley's feast.’
Still ashgrey in the face, looking thunderstruck,
the doctor pondered about his string of bad luck.
Shrugging finally, recognizing defeat, he left the building feeling sad,
for he could not understand why someone would lie about death."
-beethovenbd

On the other hand a different shitlet committed this. Note must be taken that this is presumably TEH ORYGINUL mock journal.

Not to mention this marvelous troll account made especially for the whiny bitch.

Comment gallery

(Clutter lulz of various proportions go here.)

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    QUANTUM PHYSICS ARE MIGICKAS!
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    YEAH! SHUT UP, QUANTUM PHYSICS MAKES IT POSSIBLE!
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    Lol wut? (Noggin is a wannabe attention whore himself, known to OMG LEAVE SA FOREVER!)
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    For the lulz and greater justice!
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    O RLY?
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    Weaboo detected... no normal person can SPAZ about those shows as much as she dose.
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    Can't You see Rose and Fyath (Greek for fail) are totally different?
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    Did I mention Rose is soooo confused about Satan and magick?
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    A river of fail...
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    Three cheers for hugbox comments!
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    Example voice of reason.
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    We are to fear her bewbz!

Her "ART"

As clearly seen, she is just a typical anime fag with too much spare time on her hands. Looking at her fine quality artwork one must notice a few very interesting facts.

  • She can't draw a straight curve (this is not a logical fallacy), and most likely never will be able to.
  • She obviously traces some of her superb pieces.
  • She can't colour or shade her way out of a wet paper bag.
  • Her colour choices suggest that she is at least colour-blind. Her FOUR watery, dim eyes, on the other hand, suggest she might be actually half blind.
  • Have no doubt that her art is like kawaii fucking desu!
  • ALL HER ART (AND HER UGLY FACE ALSO) IS COPYRIGHTED, BECAUSE LIKE TOTALLY EVERYBODY WANTS TO RIP HER OFF!
  • Her art is FUCKING HUGE even thou it contains zero to no detail.
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    I bet a quarter it's a Mary Sue!
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    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER LEGS?
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    How original...

Did I already mention she is an aspiring camwhore? Nobody knows why she thinks anybody wants to watch her fugly, acne encrusted, greasy face, flat, shapeless tits or chubby, grotesque body. She is also a poster-child for internet disease as she has at lest a hundred different ones.

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    Even greyscale won't hide the acne...
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    Dear god there goes my dinner...
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    Disease reference sheet. How many can you spot on Rose?

If by any chance you want to see more of her "art" visit one or both profiles, be it for the lulz, to bask in her glorious beauty or flame the shit out of her, making sure she never touches photoshop and a pencil again (recommended).

Why should YOU (YES U) troll her?

(What? Did You think that link leads somewhere else? You sick fuck paedophile, she's under-aged and fucking ugly.)

  • In the end we are doing her a favour: she'll get the attention she so desperately craves.
  • For the lulz, moron.

Random stuff

  • Her first account was perma-banhammered for being under-aged - that makes her a 12 year old faggot.
  • Upon first entering Sheezy she started a homosexual sex thread (or some other shit nobody cares about) which turned out to be a fail of sadly typical proportions (baleeted...? :().
  • Despite her whorish behaviour, there are still idiots willing to defend her.
  • Despite claiming that she was reincarnated via bizarre satanic rituals involving a witch and a suicidal soul she "hopes to go to heaven"...
  • Her Sheezy profile (here) has her Sheezy profile listed as her website... only with a typo. Retarded muchly? (Fixed, but still lulzworthy.)
  • She is, like, soooo confused about Satan and witchcraft... good trolling topic.
  • She tends to favbomb... but nearly never comments (is "OMG KAWAII" a comment?) because she is "too busy to do that".
  • Obviously she has no life.
  • Some of the shitlets who asspat her claim that "Quantum physics make everything possible"...
  • Some nazi friend of hers jumped and humped another user for calling Rose a whore. This of course backfired as he/she/it was full of fail and shit. (B.t.w. faggots: truth hurts, amirite?)
  • She claims that the body transfer enlarged her rack at least 9000 fold. But as the pix she splatters all over her page show she still has the same small, baggy tits.

She found it >:3

  • After being randomly spammed with linkage to this site it seems that the faggot herself has graced us with her presence. Just as a expected from a n00b and fail of a person she quickly began to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING in the hopes she could hide the evidence.

The results were obvious.

  • Following that her faggot friend came trying to make unfunny edits in a vain hope to win against the lulz and ED. A small edit war was spawned, as Billy Bob desperately tried to fight the reverts, ultimately only to be showered with Goatse, Fail and excerpts from the Pain Series.

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