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Ripper/PostOD
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< Ripper
Reaction after Ripper became an hero. Popular opinion is that noone cares.
[05:04] <grphish> heh [05:04] <Oea> ripper [05:04] <Pnutbot> ripper is a gangster!!! [05:04] <Oea> are you alright? [05:04] <Oea> ?? [05:05] <Smoke2k> yea [05:05] <Smoke2k> :) [05:05] <Smoke2k> hes on phone [05:06] <Smoke2k> well or not [05:06] <Smoke2k> hes severely fucked up I guess but coherent enough to do computer tasks [05:06] <Oea> ? [05:06] <Smoke2k> he ceases to amaze me [05:06] <Oea> he can't talk? [05:07] <Smoke2k> I don't know he just mumbled into phone something like fuck that and hung up [05:07] <Smoke2k> but he was working on vpn [05:07] <Smoke2k> I guess lol [05:07] <Oea> he hung up?? [05:07] <Smoke2k> hes prolly goin to black out again or something [05:07] <Oea> uhh [05:07] <Oea> if he blacks out [05:07] <Oea> he is gone [05:07] <Oea> u kno dis? [05:07] <Oea> he will cease to breath autonomically [05:08] <Smoke2k> what does he list his last name as? [05:08] <JaP> uh [05:08] <JaP> is ripper dead? [05:08] <Oea> yeah [05:08] <Oea> just about [05:09] <Oea> CALL [05:09] <Oea> THE [05:09] <Pnutbot> a piece of shit [05:09] <grphish> almost [05:09] <Oea> FUCKING [05:09] <grphish> :(((( [05:09] <Oea> COPS [05:09] <Pnutbot> COPS are blind followers [05:09] <grphish> NO [05:09] <grphish> poison control [05:09] <Pnutbot> 1-800-222-1222 [05:09] <grphish> poison control [05:09] <Pnutbot> 1-800-222-1222 [05:09] <grphish> poison control [05:09] <Pnutbot> 1-800-222-1222 [05:09] <grphish> poison control [05:09] <Pnutbot> 1-800-222-1222 [05:09] <grphish> NOW [05:09] <Smoke2k> no [05:09] <Smoke2k> wait [05:09] <Pnutbot> wait is that legal? [05:09] <Smoke2k> what did yall put his last name as [05:09] <Smoke2k> I will fucking verify it [05:10] <Smoke2k> I got brandon something with a v for his last name [05:10] <Smoke2k> maybe its true [05:10] <Oea> You guys [05:10] <Pnutbot> You guys are right [05:10] <Oea> fuck [05:10] <Oea> what about his phone [05:10] <Oea> was it a cell [05:10] <grphish> yah [05:10] <Oea> He is moving :D [05:10] <grphish> The s.c. LD50 in rats is 44 mg for methadone [05:10] <JaP> he has a webcam? [05:10] <JaP> can i see? [05:10] <grphish> rippercam [05:10] <Pnutbot> http://www.klonopinz.com/webcam.html [05:10] <Oea> rippercam [05:10] <Pnutbot> http://www.klonopinz.com/webcam.html [05:11] <Oea> call him [05:11] <Oea> call him [05:11] <Smoke2k> fuck that [05:11] <Smoke2k> I am tired and about to get off [05:11] <JaP> it's the same image every time [05:12] <grphish> he left [05:12] <grphish> jap [05:12] <Pnutbot> vegan [05:12] <grphish> he took 360mg of methadone [05:12] <Oea> (602)434-1016 [05:12] <Oea> (602)434-1016v [05:12] <grphish> there he is [05:12] <grphish> ripper [05:12] <Pnutbot> ripper is a gangster!!! [05:12] <grphish> whats up [05:12] <Oea> Brandon Vitas [05:12] <Oea> I think [05:13] <Oea> ??? [05:13] <Smoke2k> yea [05:13] <Oea> whitepages [05:13] <Smoke2k> well if he really is fucked then you need to call his mom [05:13] <Smoke2k> no poison control [05:13] <theKat> is he stuck [05:13] <Smoke2k> and if he is bullshitting [05:13] <Smoke2k> then it will teach him a lesson and embarrass the fuck out of him [05:13] <Smoke2k> :) [05:13] <Smoke2k> just wait [05:13] <Smoke2k> someone call him [05:13] <Oea> I have been trying [05:13] <theKat> leave him alone [05:13] <Oea> his phone is off [05:14] <theKat> hes fine [05:14] <Smoke2k> I think it died [05:14] <Smoke2k> get on yahoo his name is klonopinz [05:14] <Smoke2k> see if he is cool [05:14] <Oea> !domain klonopinz.com [05:14] <MolokoBot> � klonopinz.com � [05:14] <Pnutbot> i heard klonopinz.com was gonna rock [05:14] <Oea> !whois klonopinz.com [05:14] <Oea> !help [05:15] <grphish> domain klonopinz.com [05:15] <Oea> !Molokobot [05:15] <MolokoBot> Oea - Try these: !google !images !groups !alt.drugs !csp !mapquest !topozone [05:15] <MolokoBot> These: !rxlist !imprint !pills !pillcity !pillchem !tabers !websters !thesaurus !news [05:15] <MolokoBot> Or These: !erowid !domain !ebay !ebay.nl !imdb !lasturl !forex !fxchart !ascii !weird !slang !spores [05:15] <Oea> !domain klonopinz.com [05:15] <MolokoBot> � klonopinz.com � Registrant: Get Ripped Productions B Ripper 2000 W. Village Dr. Phoenix, AZ 85023 US (602)555-1234 [email protected] [05:15] <MolokoBot> � klonopinz.com � Administrative Contact: Get Ripped Productions B Ripper 2000 W. Village Dr. Phoenix, AZ 85023 US (602)555-1234 [email protected] [05:15] <MolokoBot> � klonopinz.com � [05:15] <Pnutbot> klonopinz.com is gonna rock [05:15] <Oea> Hmm [05:15] <Oea> Why is he just sitting there [05:15] <Oea> holding his head [05:15] <grphish> why not [05:15] <Oea> ?? [05:15] <Oea> dude [05:16] <Oea> what r hsi lastr name [05:16] <grphish> i think he stopped the camera [05:16] <Smoke2k> who the fuck has a 1234 number [05:16] <Smoke2k> no one [05:16] <Pnutbot> no one is worthy [05:16] <Smoke2k> thats bullshit [05:16] <Smoke2k> well I guess he might be alive he might not [05:16] <Smoke2k> did you check yahoo? [05:16] <Oea> he's gone [05:17] <Oea> i sent him a message [05:17] <Oea> Klonopinz? [05:17] <Pnutbot> Klonopinz is such a cool host [05:17] <Smoke2k> yea [05:17] <Smoke2k> well man I am fucking tired [05:17] <Oea> he's not responding [05:17] <Smoke2k> its been fun watching this stunt [05:18] <Smoke2k> I suggest you call poison control on his ass [05:18] <Smoke2k> thats fucking crazy what he did [05:18] <Oea> Uhh [05:18] <Oea> Wt [05:18] <Oea> f [05:18] <Pnutbot> fahrenheit ! [05:18] <Oea> How? [05:18] <Oea> I have no info on him [05:18] <Smoke2k> he swore he didn't pass out [05:18] <Smoke2k> but he did [05:18] <Smoke2k> well tell them his moms cell [05:18] <Oea> why would he stop the cam? [05:18] <Smoke2k> they can some how trace it or something [05:18] <Oea> No [05:18] <Oea> they can't! [05:18] <Oea> !!! [05:18] <grphish> MAYBE THAT HAVE [05:18] <Oea> i need his las name [05:18] <grphish> THE FUCKING NUMBER REGISTERED [05:19] <Oea> (602)434-1016 [05:19] <Oea> fine [05:19] <Oea> i will call the phone company [05:19] <Oea> what provider is it? [05:19] <grphish> no dude [05:19] <grphish> THE HOSPITAL [05:19] <Pnutbot> the hospital is the world of medicine [05:19] <Oea> i will tell them i need her info [05:19] <Oea> stat [05:19] <Pnutbot> stat is NURse GEt Me THat haMMer! [05:19] <Oea> WTF [05:19] <Pnutbot> Willy The Fudgee-o [05:19] <grphish> they wont iver it to u [05:19] <Oea> poison control [05:19] <Pnutbot> 1-800-222-1222 [05:19] <Oea> Ripper you fuck, if you are joking [05:19] <Oea> fuck you [05:19] <Oea> i cam calling poison control [05:19] <Smoke2k> good [05:20] <Smoke2k> that dumb fuck is going to die [05:20] <Smoke2k> he just passed out awhile ago [05:20] <Smoke2k> he prolly just did it again [05:20] <Smoke2k> I hope he gets mad cause this is a stunt worthy of us helping him if it isn't [05:20] <grphish> 360 mg of methadone [05:20] <grphish> will kill him right there [05:20] <Smoke2k> either way he is a idiot in my opinion [05:21] <theKat> dont [05:21] <theKat> do [05:21] <Pnutbot> do is such a futuuuristic word [05:21] <theKat> it [05:21] <Smoke2k> Oea what is poison control saying [05:21] <Smoke2k> what if he dies [05:21] <Oea> ong [05:21] <Oea> they said [05:21] <Oea> call 911 right now [05:21] <Oea> and he is almost assured dead [05:21] <Oea> if we dont' [05:21] <Oea> heh [05:21] <Oea> wtf [05:21] <Pnutbot> Willy The Fudgee-o [05:21] <Smoke2k> lol [05:21] <Oea> wtf [05:21] <Pnutbot> Willy The Fudgee-o [05:21] <Oea> Where does he live? [05:21] <Oea> wjhat city? [05:21] <Smoke2k> damn this is insane [05:21] <Oea> WHAT CITY? [05:21] * Pnutbot wants to move to these towns! http://www.lifeisajoke.com/miscellaneous57_html.htm [05:21] <Oea> if this is a joke [05:22] <Smoke2k> fucking phoenix i am pretty sure [05:22] <Oea> i swear [05:22] <Oea> okay [05:22] <Smoke2k> might not want to do that [05:22] <Smoke2k> but then again I don't know [05:22] <Smoke2k> he might just be fucked up and not have stuff straight [05:22] <Smoke2k> you could really fucking get him arrested [05:22] <Smoke2k> damn this is hard call [05:22] <Smoke2k> yall make it [05:22] <Smoke2k> good night [05:22] * Smoke2k has quit IRC (Leaving: �) [05:23] <Oea> i am on line with 911 [05:23] <Oea> is this the right choice? [05:23] <theKat> NO [05:23] <Oea> ?? [05:23] <grphish> mayb [05:23] <grphish> probably is [05:23] <grphish> just tell him for help [05:23] <grphish> or somehting [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <theKat> NO [05:24] <Oea> lolol [05:24] <Oea> okay [05:24] <Oea> i talked my way out of it [05:24] <Oea> didn't give them any info [05:24] <Oea> But the Kay [05:24] <theKat> fuck it... [05:24] <theKat> whatever [05:24] <Oea> 360mg is a LETHAL OVERDOSE [05:24] <Oea> just so you know [05:24] <Oea> they siad there's nothing they can do [05:24] <Oea> with just a cell phon enumber [05:29] * pjs has joined #shroomery [05:29] * ChanServ sets mode: +o pjs [05:29] <grphish> ..... [05:30] <Oea> heh [05:30] <Oea> RIP ripper [05:30] <grphish> :[ [05:32] <Oea> rippercam [05:32] <Pnutbot> http://www.klonopinz.com/webcam.html [05:37] * hast has joined #shroomery [05:42] <hast> eh [05:42] <hast> webcam [05:42] <Pnutbot> i heard webcam was almost up [05:42] <hast> hm [05:42] <hast> konopincam [05:42] <hast> what was that cam again [05:42] <hast> hey ripper [05:42] <hast> what's the url to your cam [05:42] <Pnutbot> your cam is hosted by my machine [05:42] <hast> lol [05:43] <Oea> it's off [05:43] <Oea> the cam is off [05:44] <Oea> he's gone [05:44] <hast> heleft? [05:44] <Oea> no [05:44] <Oea> he stopped responding [05:44] <Oea> no responce on cell [05:44] <Oea> yahoo [05:44] <Pnutbot> yahoo is slow [05:44] <Oea> irc [05:44] <Pnutbot> It's the ultmate 1950s science fiction horror scenario: "IN THE FUTURE, PEOPLE WILL SIT AROUND ALL DAY WATCHING TELEVISION AND PRESSING BUTTONS" [05:45] <hast> did anyone call poison control [05:45] <grphish> i went to eat and now im back [05:46] * Dell500 has quit IRC (Leaving: �) [05:47] <Oea> yeah [05:47] <Oea> they (and 911) said there's nothing they can do [05:47] <Oea> with just the cell # [05:48] <theKat> ripper cam [05:48] <grphish> :( [05:48] <theKat> rippercam [05:48] <Pnutbot> http://www.klonopinz.com/webcam.html [05:48] <grphish> those who trully get high, never come back [05:48] <grphish> :( [05:48] <theKat> you will never know if he died unless he get back on here [05:49] <grphish> i know [05:49] <grphish> thats kinda freaky [05:49] <hast> yeah [05:49] <theKat> oh well [05:49] <hast> then all the logs get to be analyzed [05:49] * daba has joined #shroomery [05:49] <hast> and we all get to be investigated [05:49] <daba> hello [05:50] <daba> anyone awake? [05:50] <hast> yes [05:50] <grphish> oh shit [05:50] <Pnutbot> shit is going to hit the fan soon [05:50] <grphish> you're rifght