Respectance.com

On August 15, 2008, hackers on steroids raided a site going by the name of Respectance.com. Their motive for this display of heroism was epic lulz at first, but it later expanded into the rebirth of /b/, much to the pleasure of true /b/tards.

Supposedly, this site was meant for the creation of tributes to dead people. However, not even the dead are safe from Internet hate machines. No, not even him.

What Started It All

At least it's not me

A pioneer of justice, who shall remain unknown, picked up on a thread he saw a few days ago. In this thread, a beautiful, sadly deceased woman was used for camwhoring material. She fell out of her 9th-storey apartment, which was discovered some time after. Some lulz ensued when somebody posted her "face of death" on her tribute website, but nothing major was gained.

The general conscious was that stupid cunts shouldn't go public with their grieving and ask the Internet for their BAWWWW, but instead do this in a private circle, not on the fucking Intarwebz. Everybody agreed. Moralfags were slain in the process.

Seeing the potential of Respectance.com, the pioneer of justice proposed the idea to /b/ by creating a wishful thread, asking for /b/lackup, abusing the tribute to Jew.

Ooooh, exploitable!

LOL U TOTALLY POSTED SCAT

Hai2u deadguy

The thread soon attracted a lot of curious people. Needless to say, hai2u was imminent and the first picture that was uploaded to black person site.

It was apparent that this should only be the beginning. The website was flooded with appropriate quality content so heavily that it was next to unreachable for a good 2 hours. Possibly DDoS attacks took place simultaneously, but this is speculation.

The LULZ everybody had in this thread reached epic levels, so that an archive-request was filed in the early hours. The thread was dubbed the rebirth and new hope of /b/, after all the "POST UR FACE", "scene girl" and original content threads that slowly killed /b/ from the inside. This was it. The revival. The first aid. The rebirth.

Aftermath

Farewell!

At some point, the thread 404'd due to some mod yanking his cock up his own ass. Of course, it was re-created, more than once. It was decided that eBaumsworld is to blame for the horrible, horrible immorality that Respectance.com experienced, and thus messages were sent to FOX News and Bill O'Reilly, prompting them to report the news of eBaum's raids.

As previously discussed, the heavy (up)load to the website forced it down to its knees, leading some to declare it dead, giving and creating the website its own memorial on its own website its own website memorial website space... OH SHII--.

Until further notice, the legit newsstory hasn't been picked up by the beloved accurate and honest media.

Apparently, in one of the follow-up threads, the cancer has struck again, almost rendering the epic lulz that were had insignificant. This was clearly the doing of a mixture of trolls, the unknowing, the different and the challenged. /b/ was not amused.

But that's not all. All the immoral work done by fellow /b/ruthas has been compromised by scriptkiddies who kept asking for instructions on how to DDoS the website. The spam reached high levels and was uncontrollable at times, all due to shitheads spilling over into the good lulz stuff.