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Plush Pedobear
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He marches, determined! Where is he going? To YOUR home! NOW!
Why be the last of the cool kids on your block to own this classic piece of internet history? Get yourself right on over to Desutoys shop and grab up one of these exquisite and EXCLUSIVE 12" plush Pedobear Dolls! They ship in 24 to 48 Hours and are only $19.99! At that price, you can afford two! But don't just listen to us, here are some testimonials:
—Fatpig swears they are cute and adorable! |
—Another satisfied owner. |
—Somebody at Harlaown. |
—Plush Pedobear's shoutbox |
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Somebody is going to sleep comfy and warm tonight.
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The ULTIMATE in cushy companionship!
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Solid pedoplush construction...perfect for snuggling!
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Ships quickly in a brown-paper, unmarked package so you won't be lonely!
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Featured article September 3, 2009 | ||
Preceded by Alternative Medicine |
Plush Pedobear | Succeeded by Scene |
Featured article December 12 & 13, 2012 | ||
Preceded by Body Pillows |
Plush Pedobear | Succeeded by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |