Operation: Officer Pairs

Late in the night on December 29th, 2009, some black dude on the internet exposed himself to 4chan. A few days before that, the target hit on an anon over MySpace. This was ignored, but the guy didn't stop.

File:Gay nigger.jpg

Target Acquired.

The Trolling Begins

It was then the anon decided to troll him. Upon creating a fake facebook, it was by a stroke of luck the nigger again started to say stuff to the same anon. He asked the anon if he had a boyfriend, wanted a boyfriend, etc. The target appeared to be desperate, so the brave anon requested pics. And with that, a gold mine of lulz was struck, and many nudes acquired.

4chan Gets Involved

After getting the pics,the trolling anon decided to share the lulz with 4chan. This started out great. The OP shared his ideas of uploading them midday, when everyone was awake. Discussions, ideas, etc. followed. 4chan was actually giving out helpful info, and then the whiteknight struck.

The Whiteknight

As usual, 4chan fucked it up. A whiteknight contacted the target, and warned him of the coming invasion. The target bitched at the OP and blocked him, it seemed the whiteknight had won.

OP Wins Anyway

When things seemed bleak, the OP made friends with most of the target's friends, and then tagged all of them in each nude photo. This caused massive butthurt amongst the niggers friends, and lots of lulzy comments from each of them.

Officer Pears

The nigger was desperate now. After begging the OP to have the pics taken off, he threatened to call the police. This was shortly thereafter followed by his shoddy impersonation of a shoddily named officer - Officer Pears.

	“	Sir, This is officer Pears with the swansea police department, I'm going to need your real name . We can solve this now by you getting rid of this profiile or we can have you found. When your tracked down which you will be you will be charged with harassment.	„
	—Delverial, the target

Upon further investigation of the Swansea Police Department, it was found that there is, in fact, no officer Pears.

A new meme is born?

The OP also turned this around, and reminded the nigger that impersonating a police officer is a much more serious crime than harassment. At this point, Delveriel was reduced to begging. OP had one thing, he wanted Delveriel to shove a pear up his ass, and take pics. The nudes would then be removed. In a totally unsurprising turn of events, he said he didn't have a pear. OP then issued his other demand, to print out the Officer Pears picture, and take a picture of him holding it. In another unsurprising turn of events, the nigger didn't have a printer. So he resolved to draw the pic. This, in turn, blew anon's mind because it revealed that Officer Pears was a ground ape. It turned out, the nigroid (Officer Pears) had been stuffing Dels ass for some time now with pears and in a fit of rage the facebook bitchslap insued.

/b/ are dissapoint

File:Pearsfail.jpg

Niggers can't draw.

Of course, he failed at delivering. His attempt at a replicating the picture was horrible, and /b/ was dissapoint. Many people tried to pressure him into doing it right, nothing worked. He just didn't understand the seriousness of the situation. The attack was called off, unfortunately, because everyone had been up for the last 6 hours trying. Facebook staff removed the troll account around 10 AM CST the that day. People are still at it though, OP plans to re-release pics soon. You can also try hitting his myspace or e-mail, listed below.

possible place of work

I was at Houlihan's at the Union Station in STL (less than 17 miles from swansea, and there's a commuter train between the two) about a week ago, and if this isn't the guy who brought me my steak, it's his twin fucking brother.