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Girl Scouts
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Girl Scouts is possibly the largest scouting organization world wide targeted towards girls and young women only. Unlike the Boy Scouts, the founder wasn't a raging pedo, but nowadays most of the higher ups and employees are.
Though the average male pedos ideal fantasy usually consists of a girl in a uniform selling cookies, they should be advised that this isn't a group of naive yet wanton lolitas. The Girl Scouts are a cock-hating organization of mass proportions who will tie your testicles in a knot if you try to take their sweet, sweet loli from them as they are hoarding it for themselves. There are no men in positions of power. No straight men, at least. If you are in possession of a cock and like to suck others like it, then you might be indulged with being a troop leader or program director. Don't expect moar than that, though.
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Political Stand Points
The Girl Scouts, to attract as much loli as possible, from all walks of life, have no official political stand point. While they aren't for abortion, they don't say anything against it. While they aren't conservative, they aren't going to be stopping any republican W mongerer from telling their troop to shoot mommy and daddy if they don't vote republican.
Much like the military, they have a don't ask don't tell policy on the lesbians in their ranks. This is mostly because they are ALL lesbians. (Why do you think they joined in the first place?)
Girl Scouts Induct Transgender Girl
In October 2011, 7-year-old Bobby Montoya attempted to join the local Girl Scout's troop. The troop leader promptly responded with, "TITS OR GTFO." Being unable to provide tits, the mods laughed and Bobby was banned. However, after the mother raged and called upon the sysadmin. The admins overrode the ban and Bobby was officially granted the status of Girl Scout. However, this decision was considered offensive by a wide variety of upstanding citizens. This has lead to a boycott of the delicious cookies sold annually by the little cocksuckers.
Fashionistas
In recent years the Girl Scouts have slowly walked away from scouting, camping, trying to act like men and other penis hating propaganda or feminist garbage. Girl Scouts now prepares loli everywhere to get back in the kitchen and make sammiches. This is accomplished through their new set of activities, such as collecting shirts and charms for their bracelets.
Yes, while it may sound like a good thing at first, what with the sammich making and all, be advised that it is more sinister than it seems. They are getting them hooked young on clothes and material items to express their status. As they get older it will progress to shitty name brand purses such as Gucci, high dollar shoes from French designers that they'll only wear once and store in a closet until the day of their demise because they're conviced that they'll wear them again when that look comes back or what ever the hell whores like your sister or mother are buying these days. While they will make you a sammich and even bring you a beer like a well trained bitch as expected, they will demand purses, charm bracelets and a $30,000 engagement ring in exchange, thus making them a financial drain on their owners.
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