Evil Trout
Evil Trout is the homosexual creator of Forumwarz. He has a sick fetish for aquariums and once tried to mouth-fuck a piranha. His balls have never been the same.
He created a system on ForumWarz called e-peen in which you must suck his internets cock to attain a higher status in a pointless game. These virtual whores get a shiny new JPG on their userpage like a grave stone commemorating hours of time raped to death by this asshole.
History
On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot dick in something.”
He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “fuckable”.
And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.
Several months later, the trout prematurely ass-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs”, one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate!
