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Don't change themes

It will probably break everything and make your account unusable. You won't be able to get your account back. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:20, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Special:Preferences&useskin=monobook
It seems that adspace may be the culprit. Should this happen to someone, they can bring up their preferences while previewing a different skin with the link above, such as monobook. From there they can adjust their settings.   reply 02:44, 11 August 2014 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT! Robin Williams is dead!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-28749702 Heard some reports that he might have hung himself. Really hoping he didn't go out like David Carradine  Talk | Contribs 19:19, 11 August 2014 (EDT)

That guy pissed me off. Haha lolBoudica 19:27, 11 August 2014 (EDT)

He should have died like Carradine. It would have been much funnier. --One With The Lulz 21:48, 13 August 2014 (EDT)

NOW I KNOW WHO'S GETTING MY VOTE FOR GOLDEN IPOD 2014   23:39, 13 August 2014 (EDT)

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN! --SadMonkey 15:53, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

MMA faggot severely beats whore girlfriend

TL;DR some MMA guy named "War Machine" practiced his fighting moves on his girlfriend "Christy Mack" and sent her to intensive care. Christy Mack also has a fleshlight mold. To top it off, another white trash redneck, "Dog the bounty hunter", is vowing to catch him.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/christy-mack-hospitalized_n_5669191.html?utm_hp_ref=crime http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/police-seek-mma-fighter-battery-case http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/showtracker/la-et-st-dog-the-bounty-hunter-vows-to-hunt-down-mma-fighter-war-machine-20140813-story.html --One With The Lulz 21:48, 13 August 2014 (EDT)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuyVUx3IUAA0-wt.jpg:large pics of the end of the match! --One With The Lulz 21:52, 13 August 2014 (EDT)
  • This guy got pwned by 4chan last year. He was so butthurt he literally kicked his own ass lol.
     
    Click for larger version --Mantequilla (talk) 18:23, 15 August 2014 (EDT)
If someone wrote an article about this guy we would be forever grateful. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:24, 15 August 2014 (EDT)
started an article, please help: War Machine --Mantequilla (talk) 21:05, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

#OpFerguson

Why is there not an article about this clusterfuck? You guys are slipping. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:19, 14 August 2014 (EDT)

Please make this page better OpFerguson. Vox Dramatica to whoever makes the best edits to that page. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:45, 15 August 2014 (EDT)
Yay it's getting there! Great job everyone who helped. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:07, 15 August 2014 (EDT)
Someone please award the Vox Dramatica to the best editor to this article please. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:44, 18 August 2014 (EDT)
Comment: I think it should be renamed to Mike Brown, or Ferguson Chimpout or something general. The anon SJ "protest" is just one aspect of it. --One With The Lulz 00:36, 22 August 2014 (EDT)


Make redirect pages for this #REDIRECTOpFerguson Boudica 01:28, 22 August 2014 (EDT)

Apple was Big Brother all along!

http://www.zdnet.com/apple-patent-could-remotely-disable-protesters-phone-cameras-7000003640/ --One With The Lulz 20:21, 15 August 2014 (EDT)


In 1914, the comments you heard about patents were "Gee, I never thought you could do that!" Now it's "Gee, I never thought you could patent that!" Seriously ... they have a patent on disabling a phone based on GPS location? Moral: There's no idea too obvious to patent. Wnt 20:06, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

War Machine

Someone please help out with War Machine, it can be a very funny article. You guys are way funnier than I am so I already framed it out for you. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:03, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

What I don't get is, what's special about it? I mean, if I had a nickel for every time some duffuck beat the shit out of his bitch I'd buy Goldman Sachs for the fuck of it. Wnt 20:12, 18 August 2014 (EDT)
  • He is an MMA fighter and she is a porn star, thats it. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:58, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
  • We are all lazy.   oddguy   04:04, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

The Cat Page

Someone please go through and remove all of the animal abuse images. Let me know when it is done and you will be rewarded in some way. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:52, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

I'll look rn. Boudica 20:52, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Thanks, there is a pic of a guy kicking a cat, please delete it. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:57, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
As well as any other animal abuse images/videos. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:00, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
I found three that were definitely animal abuse. I flush them then? Also,which other pages should I look at? Boudica 21:01, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Any shock images that have to do with animal abuse please delete. If you don't have privs to delete images let me know. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:02, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Zippocat What about this one? Boudica 21:06, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
I'll take the blame for that one. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:49, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Less shock and more satire? Cool.   reply 22:33, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

What the hell's goin on? Did some kind of internet law about animal abuse just recently got passed on? ••General Niggerson   22:36, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

I disagree with this. I'm no fan of animal abuse but a) images are not illegal and b) it causes massive, legitimate butthurt across the board. Yeah, posting a decapitated cat in the Cats article is unnecessary, but wiping Zippocat which is very much a part of internet history goes against the archival element of this site. Even KYM has an article on it and they're softer than marshmallows. My stance is that if it's not illegal it's fair game and our personal ideologies should not interfere with that. Uberfukken 22:44, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

This is nothing. We had this same conversation in 2008 and it ended at the same result. People just let shit slide through the cracks since then. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:52, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Ok undelete the zippocat article, but the needless cat/animal abuse for no reason stays deleted. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:53, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Thanks, I appreciate you hearing me out on that Uberfukken 23:11, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Is it just the cat page in general or other fucked up files that include other animals being killed? ••General Niggerson   22:57, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
What about the Offended page? Boudica 22:58, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
I don't think has anything to do with personal ideologies. It has something to do with articles not reading like threads in the Noob Introduction Forum which results in new users getting the wrong impression about ED.   reply 22:59, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Wrong impresion of ED Boudica 23:02, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

As for Zippocat, the image is appropriate IMO but not so with the Cat article.   reply 23:03, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Yeah the cat page should not have dead cats on it, only specific memes like zippocat. --Mantequilla (talk) 23:49, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
Meow   CobaltCat 23:59, 20 August 2014 (EDT)
  • So pretty much "Don't shove dead cats everywhere just for the sake of it, only when it makes sense", right?   oddguy   00:08, 21 August 2014 (EDT)
What is to be done with animal abuse? As far as I can tell, our options are as follows:
  1. Do nothing.
  2. Gut the page of the vast majority of pics and vids, essentially crippling the article.
  3. Delete the article.
 VX    00:14, 21 August 2014 (EDT)
I crippled it alot by gutting out the cat pics, what about Wang Jue? Should we delete it or should we leave it be? ••General Niggerson   00:25, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

You guys should show some discretion when deleting images. An animated gif of a cat in a blender is definitely animal abuse, but an image of some random dead animal is not. Some of these things being deleted you can find by googling "deceased animal". Uberfukken 00:26, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

Undelete the shit I deleted if you want, I'm done for the night ••General Niggerson   00:32, 21 August 2014 (EDT)
No thanks, I'm not cleaning up after you. Just presenting an idea of what animal abuse actually constitutes instead of deleting every piece of roadkill you find on the wiki. Uberfukken 00:37, 21 August 2014 (EDT)
Oh for fuck's sake, you know the world has well and truly gone to shit when there are censorship crusades on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Don't you people know about http://www.ohinternet.com ? You might like it there. Oh, fuck, maybe not. Anybody remember the default password for InterWorx? Wnt 12:30, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
Though it is kind of a good troll you got this crusade going right under the last section, that points to the photos of War Machine's alleged sparring partner. Might call her a pussy but obviously she doesn't really rate. Wnt 12:33, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
zaiger's being a responsible site owner by ensuring our fundraisers don't get canceled, and uber's helping to clarify exactly what needs to be removed. the rest are doing their duties of removing them. you're just too edgy for this site, dude. and spare me the lengthy response you tend to provide because i don't plan on reading it. vermin 12:58, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
If Wnt wants to rant then I don't mind. Many of us are guilty of ranting at some point, especially on the forums. Anyways, he's been around since 2011.   reply 13:11, 29 August 2014 (EDT)
We're not censoring anything. All I said was to move the dead cats out of the cat article and into an article it belongs in. Categorizing is not censorship. People go to the cats page to see pictures of cute cats, not dead cats, and people go to the zippocat and animal abuse articles to see dead cats, just keep it there. That's all I was saying. I probably should have made myself clearer, I can see reading back on what I write how it could have been misconstrued. I was referring to the cat article. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:42, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

So basically people now want ED to be Gawker but with memes? What happened to the edge this place used to have? --GoldenIpodRecipient 07:48, 31 August 2014 (EDT)

hey kid, leave site decisions to the grown ups. read the text right above yours. this was just a request to change one article. it's over now. Vermin 09:03, 31 August 2014 (EDT)
You mean when you were 9? I was the one writing that "edge". --Mantequilla (talk) 14:40, 31 August 2014 (EDT)

Requested page move

I created a new article as a subpage of my user page, User:Bugbear/MUMPS. Could someone with the editor or sysop right move it to article space? Thanks! User:Bugbear (shit spewing) 20:12, 30 August 2014 (EDT)


You have a "Page Under Construction" notice at the top. Work on it a little more first--Boudica 20:17, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

Idk it looks ok for now. I'll move it out, that way other ppl can see it and work on it. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:37, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

References

What do you guys think about starting to use references like Wikipedia and CWCki? --Mantequilla (talk) 22:31, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

I always enjoyed the lack of references, or, if they must be had, just link in the page like with Mikemikev. I don't see anything wrong with completely optional references, though.  VX    23:35, 30 August 2014 (EDT)
Cool thats all good. Just wanted to get some opinions. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:16, 31 August 2014 (EDT)

Can't we reference a better way anyways? [] right next to info--Boudica 01:27, 31 August 2014 (EDT)

  • Do we really need it? I think we should have the option of using them so that if anyone wants to they can. People will surely find some funny way to play around with them. But I don't think we should start trying to insist people cite their sources or anything.   oddguy   02:37, 31 August 2014 (EDT)
  • ya im not saying make it mandatory, just that ppl can use it if they want to. --Mantequilla (talk) 06:19, 31 August 2014 (EDT)
  • Sounds good.   oddguy   12:52, 31 August 2014 (EDT)