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HELO,
MY INTERNET ALIAS GO BY THE NAME OF "ASSBLONKER" AND TODAY I WANT 2 TALK ABOUT WHY THIS FORUM IS SHIT NOW:
1) ODDGUY DOESNT POST HERE - YES YES I KNOW HE IS A SHAPE SHIFTING JEW, HOWEVER I LOVE THE NIGGA LIKE U WOULDENT BELIEVE
2) J15M DOESNT POST HERE ANYMORE - U RETARD FAGGOTS CHASE HIM AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT AND DATA LEAKING / LETTING CHO MOS LEAD THIS SHIT... ALSO MY NIGGA ENDO IS GONE... THIS WAS A BIG BLOW TO THE COMMUNITY IN MY HUMBLE OPINION
3) MOST OF FORUM BASE IS NOW RANDOM 17 YEAR OLDS FROM DISCORD THAT I NO LONGER RECOGNIZE --> I DO NOT WISH TO INTERACT WITH THESE KIDS
4) A LOT OF GAY SHIT ALL THE TIME THAT MAKES ME WANT TO HURT SOMEONE PHYSICALLY REALLY BAD, - EXPLOSIVE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN INTO GROUND & POUND TREATMENT
5) THIS SHIT DYING EVERY 2 MONTHS AND CHANGING OWNERS. I LOOKED IT UP, CURRENT OWNER IS MARIO 1234..... NIGGA WHO THE FUCK IS MARIO 1234? THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE
6) THIS YEAR MARKS 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS SHIT... AT SOME POINT ITS TIME TO LET GO, AND LET THIS SHIT DIE.... NOBODY READS THE WIKI (I NEVER READ THE WIKI BECAUSE I WAS BUSY HAVING SEX AND SMOKING WEED AND PLAYING CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE 2 NOOB TUBE TEAM DEATHMATCH WHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND NOT EDITING NERD SHIT ON THE INTERNET LIKE A PUSSY NIGGA)
7) WE LOST LIKE 3 YEARS OF CONTENT WITH LATEST CRASH.... I KNOW IT WASNT ALL GOOD CONTENT BUT I PUT 100% EFFORT INTO PRODUCING QUALITY POSTS HERE AND GUIDING THESE NIGGAS TO SALVATION LIKE MOZES AND SEEING THE FROUITS OF MY HUGE NSA SUPERCOMPUTER BRAIN DISSAPEAR IS DISHEARTEING TO SAY THE LEAST.
CLOSING THOUGHTS :
I THINK ITS TIME TO LET THIS SHIT DIE, AND FOR ALL THE NIGGAS WHO DISACKGREE, FIRST OF ALL, FUCK U, AND SECOND OF ALL, ITS TIME TO TAKE UR LIFE UNDER CONTROL AND MAKE 1 MILLION DOLLA $$$ INSTEAD OF SPENDING UR TIME HERE
I JIZZAPROVE ONE HUNCH PERSENCH ::BR::
TY FOR UR ATTENTION,
BEST REGARD
ASSBLONKER
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