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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/February 28, 2012

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Let me explain the position of the UK economy in simple terms.

Imagine a bus - that represents Europe. Imagine a window licking retard staring out of the window - that represents the UK economy. Imagine 17 more retards on the bus, each playing with a hand grenade, trying to figure out how it works - the grenade is the Euro. Imagine also, that as well as the grenades, there is a bomb on the bus that will explode if the bus slows below 60mph - the Greek government is Sandra Bullock. There is no Keanu - Sarkozy and Merkel both think they're Keanu, but they're not. And Dennis Hopper is the dream of European integration. Hope that clears things up.
 


 
 

—Brian Black @ ED Fæcesbook