Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 23, 2023

Pit Bulls

Pitbull Terriers are a race of dog known for their violent nature and a disproportionate amount of attacks relative to their percentage of the population. Pitbulls frequently inhabit poor, urban areas and can typically be found mauling other dogs and small children. The pitbull coddling media will leave out the race of the dog when reporting attacks so as to not encourage stigmatization of the breed. An average pitbull diet consists of the faces and limbs of toddlers. Despite making up less than 2% of the American dog population, Pitbulls are responsible for over 50% of all attacks on humans, even when factors such as education, upbringing, and financial situation are taken into account. Pit lovers will typically blame violent upbringings or socioeconomic factors in order to excuse the evil nature of the breed. President George W. Bush has categorically stated that the Pitbull Terrier is a dog of peace.

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