Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/September 1, 2021

Texas

Taxes Texas, the second largest state in the Union, is a hellhole best known for being home to steers and queers, King of the Hill, shitty country music, morbidly obese people, Megachurches, its inability to contribute anything of value to the country, McMansions, Bible Thumpers, capital punishment, sedentary lifestyle, super-sized portions drenched in lard, Dr. Phool, George W. Bush, a questionable point of view on people, guns, an obsession with large things, and its ongoing failed attempts to outlaw faggotry. Texas wants to be a separate nation, but it's being overtaken it has been overtaken by Mexicans, so that goes to tell ya how much they suck dick. Other than that, they suck major fucking cockles because they call themselves the fucking "Lone-Star" State, in other words, Tits or GTFO.

Unlike California and Seattle, Texas' USI Syndrome is caused primarily by ignorance. A typical Texan believes that Texas is absolutely the best place in the world because he's never been anywhere outside of his rural shithole. Therefore when Texans move to Coastal regions they adopt liberal values and vigorously troll their state of origin. To locals they still remain backwards country dumbshits.

Some argue that Texas is the number one killer of ordinary people, but we all know better than that.

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