Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/March 1, 2022

Ukraine

OOkraine aka Southern Prussia (also UK rain) principally referred to as The Zone of Alienation or just Chernobyl for short, and geopolitically known as Prussia's Breadbasket. A state in the USSR, which now is pretending to be independent but we all know that OOkraine is just Prussia's fuck buddy (until Yanok got fucked... and then got replaced by his twin brother - chocolate tycoon/oligarch/bandit and a founder of "Party of Regions" Petro Poroshenko (real name: Peter Waltzman) - Putin's spy and a butt puppet). Widely known as a state of beautiful and cheap women. Local men, however, like all SLAVES, are a bunch of hideous beasts. A country of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.s, radiation, flesh-eating mutants, and plane crashes.

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