Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/July 31, 2023

Condom

An IRL firewall that covers a man's penis during sexual intercourse to defend against real world computer worms such as AIDS, GRIDS and diabeetus. Also commonly used to amuse children at birthday parties.

It's quite the wonderful device, that is, if you like ripping out massive amounts of pubes with pliers. After a romp in the "hay" with the Mrs. (ya right) Mr., condoms can be used to make balloon animals. It is preferred that the balloon not be chewed on by "little Johnny", as this can cause little Johnny to grow up to be a flaming homosexual. Please note that homos do not use condoms, which is why they all have AIDS. It is a known fact that condoms fail 100% of the time and cause your penis to fall off into the fifth dimension where it will be eaten by dogs. Always remember to practice "safe sex" and attend a lot of children's parties.

(( The Only Use You'll Ever Have For One Is To Keep Your Real Doll Spunk Free ))

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