Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 26, 2013

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Lauren Faust

Lauren Faust is a crimson-haired hipster dyke and devil worshipper best known for creating the abomination known as My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's a well-known writer and animator in the cartoon business who has worked on shows such as The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Many people mistakenly think she made these shows, but they were actually made by her husband, Craig McCracken, with Lauren serving in various underling positions and sucking his cock during coffee breaks.

She's also a feminist and outspoken critic of gender stereotypes in cartoons, which doesn't make a tremendous amount of sense seeing as she's someone who has dedicated her life to making gay girly shit that everyone thinks is stupid. But hey, nobody ever said feminists were smart.

A brief search on Google Images may lend you the impression that Lauren Faust is hot, but you'll notice that all the hot pictures were taken around 10 years ago. In the time since then, Lauren Faust has aged as well as a trout fillet left out in the summer sun (she smells like one too!), and has developed an unfortunate liking for terrifying eye make-up. Lauren is consequently best avoided for these reasons, and also because she is often surrounded by neckbearded fans of My Little Pony, who revere her as their God and will defend her honour to no end.

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