Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 10, 2024

Dragoneer

Dragoneer (a.k.a. The Dragoneer, Fagoneer, Preyfar, Inkjammer, Sean Piche, or lately Princess Piche), (March 25, 1980 - August 6, 2024), was a balding, morbidly obese 44 year old who was the owner and director of FurAffinity.net prior to his death in 2024. Dragoneer, as the CEO of furry, was stupid in ways that make typical bouts of furry drama look tame by comparison. He fucked up in ways that were inconceivable to anyone outside of the furry community, and ended up being completely disastrous for anyone caught in them. Furthermore, his overarching laziness and sloth, inability to learn from his mistakes or even be honest caused his online presence to be trailed by a conga line of goofs, gaffes, and controversies that will follow and haunt him (and anyone who associates with him) until the end of time.

Dragoneer’s fursona was based on a unique breed of Digimon called a Murasadramon, which is essentially some mutant hybrid of Guilmon and Exveemon combined into one abortion of an original character. Wikifur sources mention that a Murasadramon uses plasma and electrical-based attacks, but an EDiot research team was able to conclude the following facts about this rare variety after many decades of intense study. This species of Digimon can distract casual observers from it’s lack of a proper diet and aversion to basic hygiene. It prefers the damp and dark microcosms of their parents basements where they dwell in solitude for several years, subsisting on a diet of Cheetos, Hot Pockets and Gatorade. They continue to live like this until they reach the late middle age state and move out to a single bedroom studio apartment. They often migrate in large flocks to stand around in ceremonial displays of dominance where their collective body odour could suffocate an entire hotel lobby. A lot of the adult life of a Murasadramon involved being a massive fucking whore, dicks everywhere doesn't even come close to describing how much porn there is of these creatures, there's almost as much porn of this one species of digimon as there is of Renamon... well alright not that much.

You want more information? Read a fucking book, just so you don't turn into this greasy, pious megafaggot.

(( FUCK YOU I'M A DEAD DRAGON! ))

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