Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/March 6, 2012

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladislaus Vladimirovich "Vlad" Putinovich Putin is the FUCK YES CONFIRMED FOR OFFICE IN 2012 President and former Prime Minister/Alpha Dog of China's hat, a paradise of billionaires, natural gas pipelines, sentient botnets, and black market cesium known as Russia. He is that country's leading advocate for the legalization of Communism and global domination. In 2012, he is set to officially become Russia's Tsar in a bid to continue the modernization of the Russian political system begun under Boris Yeltsin. He is further notable as the world's first known vampire head of state.

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