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This poem is inspired by a famous sketch by comedian Eddie Izzard.
You catch the sketch here:
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Of all the questions to ask.
There's only one that's easy to reply to as well as ask.
In fact anyone can ask it.
That question is...cake or death?
Choose wisely now.
If you wish to live, choose cake.
But if you choose death..shame on you.
Which will you choose?
Say you're tied up.
And it's all part of a Xanatos gambit.
And you have only two choices.
Which will you go for, cake or death?
Be careful not to choose death.
If you wish to live, choose cake.
You've got two choices.
So what will it be? Cake or death?
You there, cake or death?
Choose wisely now.
You wouldn't want death.
So what will it be?
Cake please.
Sorry we are out of cake.
We only had 3 bits.
We didn't think it would be such a rush.
If your life depended on it..
And the only choices you have..
Are cake or death.
Which would you choose?
One question.
Two choices.
Which will it be?
Cake or death?
Your life is on the line.
So answer me this.
If you had the choice which would you choose?
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