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Dips Tobacco Redneck

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There are plenty of Obama-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded KKK dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a retard like them. Last Thursday, some drunk/high/retarded redneck became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent rage, DTR (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to fire up the ol' webcam and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?

The face of American democracy.

For being a Muslim hellbent on destroying the White House? No.
For being a socialist/communist? Nope.
For being a foreign-born hater of freedom? Still no.
For being a Satanic baby killer???? Sorry. You're wrong again.

If for some reason you've neglected to read the title of this article, it's because he wants to ban flavored dipping tobacco.

It Came From the Single-Wide

  Moar info: Kentucky.

 
Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.
 
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY FLAVORED DIP

After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly lulzy is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of Faux News. His face is completely swollen with the joy of tobacco. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing a popular southern dish and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious butthurt.

   
 
He's a nigger slash jew.
 

 
 

—DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation

   
 
Monkey'd be a better president dan im'. Monkey's a whole lot smarter. Don't know if monkey dips. I'd give em' a dip.
 

 
 

LOL WUT


Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly baleeted it. However, valiant JewTubers quickly reposted it for great glory.

The Return


Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek

DTR launches a promising music career on the back of his unexpected e-fame

... or perhaps as a presenter on a TV paranormal show?

DTR - before e-famous (mirrored before he could delete it)


In popular culture


The pinnacle of DTR's 15 minutes of fame

The unfairly-mocked DTR tells his sad story (again)

One of DTR's many inferior imitators


See Also

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