Clear Channel

Clear Channel is a shitty corporation that's killing radio, television, and pirat ponton. They own about 15% of all radio stations in the United States (which, using liberal statistics, means about 95%) and a bunch of venues and billboards, so it is difficult to live a Clear Channel-free lifestyle.

Clear channel uses boob shots to spread its reign of terror.

A Clear History

Clear Channel (or CC) was founded during the disco era of the 1970s. A superfreak by the name of John Travolta bought a couple Texas radio stations in order to distribute disco propaganda to the masses. In no time, he became rich and beautiful and bought a whole bunch of radio stations. Sadly, he kept playing disco music and irritated a lot of liberals in the process.

Drama Channel

Since CC has conservative leanings and represents what many believe is wrong with so-called media consolidation, it causes a visceral reaction amongst liberals. Be sure to mention their political history and how few stations they own, because liberals hate facts.

For added lulz, let them know that CC distributes the liberal talk show station. You could make azad_slide's head explode in a marquee of fucktardedness!