Circle jerk

Where multiple men stroke their own or their neighbors cocks. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; further proving their inferiority to men.

Congratulations, you're now hardcore!

IRL

It's just boy time, 100% not gay

In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a gay porno on. A more advanced version has neither lube nor porn. Instead, the participants spooge on something edible, e.g. a Danish roll. He who shoots last must eat it.

OTI

Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys or atheists gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervor about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.

An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.

See also

This one is for hardvice!

• The LiveJournal Circle Jerk
• No homo
• Soggy biscuits
• That Guy With The Glasses
• DevianTART Stamps
• Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his little aspie friends
• Kagero Studios
• Reddit
  • r/circlejerk - Surprisingly, the only sane, acceptable place on reddit
• Asalieri (and his inner circle)
• ED's most notorious circle jerk

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