Attendance Bot

Attendance Bot is a fleeting meme that you've probably never heard of. It hits home by playing on everyone's innate fear of going to work or, even more terrifying, buying a Mac.

The power of executive decisions.

The History of Attendance Bot

• Someone posted it on /b/
• Minor lulz ensued
• Exploitable created
• A few faggots made moar
• He's dead, Jim.

Since then, it's surfaced from time to time, but never really gained the popularity it deserved.

That can't be it!

Well, it fucking is. Go away.

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  OH EXPLOITABLE
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  You cannot escape your fate.
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  CAN I HAVE YO NUMBAH
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  Analyzing the protagonist suggests this was drawn by a Weeaboo.
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  If I see that fucking owl one more goddamn time

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