Jonifications

23 year old autist called Jon Baker from Missouri formerly known as #DSPAlert that regularly fucks with some 19 year old sperg kid named Jonathan Ross (a prominent figure on the internet; was even talked about on 8chan.) Has a god complex yet has no job, education (dropped out of high school with no GED to become a loser on the internet), or life outside of a Discord server he made called Dipshitphil. Which is essentially Sons of Kojima 2.0 since they got nuked by 8chan's /cow/ board. Recently said he might delete the server since he's bored of Darksydephil talk, which is good. Most likely the only accomplishment he'll ever have in life. He bitched once to a friend about how if his mom died he has nothing which means he'll just end up being a homeless faggot. Apt. Also, it's been agreed unanimously that he looks and sounds like a pedophile. Makes sense, considering he's also friends with another pedophile tranny fag in denial called ilikefunnyvideos505 (aka Beau Kwon in real life. Possible relation to Kim Jong Un). They have a podcast called the Uwucast which gets a whopping 30 views at best and is basically a Down Syndrome version of the SoKast.