Kekistan

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Kekistan
The People's Republic of Kekistan
National Anthem	Shadilay
Capital	Kék, Hungary
Demonym	Kekistani
Currency	Kekkel (ƙ)
Chief export	Alt-right politics
Country code	KEK
Official site	kekistan.com

The Chronicles of Kekistan: The Frog, the Snek and the Water Filter

Kekistan, or The People's Republic of Kekistan, is a fictitious country that social outcasts decided to form while they were spending their lunch periods stuffed inside of their own lockers. When they finally got out of their lockers and back into the safe embrace of their parents basement they went to their favorite image board, to ARP (like larping but without being outside) themselves into this magical place, free from mean bullies and facts. So now useless shitposters have a place to dream about, where they (like now) are free to sit in their underpants all day, doing nothing but shitting out unfunny memes. The people behind this make-believe country are so delusional they think they defeated Jeb Bush and helped take down Hillary Clinton by supporting the fascist Donald Trump. They even named it The Great Meme War of 2016. They literally think their inane postings of Pepe influenced the election of the most powerful position in the world.

Kekistan

History

In AD 420, the Kekistani people were heavily persecuted by Shapur I of the Sassanid Empire, who crushed a Kekistani liberation movement, exterminating 7/11ths of the population in what is known to historians as the Kekistani Genocide. The Kekistani fled to Kekstantinople, where Justinian I gave them sanctuary and allowed them to practice their religion in peace. The Kekistanis became humble, yet prosperous, farmers, often producing a bountiful yield of memes out of barren soil. Other Kekistani people fled to Israel where they stayed for years till the Romans exiled the Kekistani people from Israel, these Kekistani people fled across Africa and the Middle East.

In The Late 1980s After The Great kek fraud The USSR Invaded the great Land Of Kekistan.They Seized our Memes and Introduced The Soviet Kekistani.This only lasted until the fantastic autistic Screeching of 1993.

In 2016, the prophet Alex Jones uncovered the plot to further oppress the Kekistani people by the global elites. He dubbed it the "Gay Bomb", tasked with turning the Kekistani citizens homosexual; as such, if the Kekistani are all homosexuals they can no longer reproduce, thus, ensuring the termination of the Kekistani people. Fortunately, Alex Jones has broken the conditioning and the Kekistani people were able to escape such ill-willed fate.

Religion

Kekistan has a long history dating back to the founding of civilization in the Middle East as the first person to make an ironic joke in an ancient Mesopotamian city was the first of the Kekistani, he left with his frogs to found the great nation of Kekistan. Kekistanis have long revered the frog as they believe Pepe the frog is a prophet of their deity Kek. Kek is the deification of the concept of primordial darkness in the Ancient Egyptian Ogdoad cosmogony.

The Free Kekistan Movement

The Free Kekistan movement is an international effort by the scattered Kekistani people to have their historic and contemporary struggles recognized by the world at large, especially by the UN and by the Kekistani Genocide denying Cenk Uygur.

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External links

• The official website for the Republic of Kekistan
•  The official Kekistan Twitter account
• National Anthem of Kekistan
• pepethefrogfaith
• Kekistan (KYM)
• Wikipedia article before censorship

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