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Lunaria L Moon, aka Luna Lee Swiizka (Powerword: Kenzie Lee Ankrom) is an incredibly unstable, untalented 18-year-old girl and wannabe aidoru from the fictional nation of Invitea, which she claimed to be the princess of. In reality, she is from Chesapeake, Virginia.

Luna Lee the Edgelord

In 2015, she self-posted to Lolcow.farm, in an attempt to generate attention. Unfortunately, she was revealed by the admin and it was discovered that the majority of posts in the thread were by Kenzie herself. Upon discovery of this fact, she tried to bawleet the thread, only to have it restored. There is a separate thread located on prettyuglylittleliar.net, under her previous name, Princess Doll of Invitea, but this threat has since been locked and abandoned.

As of late 2016, Kenzie has transitioned from "Princess Doll of Invitea" to "Lunaria L Moon", in an attempt to become a famous blogger, rather than continuing to pursue her make-believe identity as a "princess." She spends most of her time fantasizing about her life, and is currently operating a new blog, onlyfunthings.blogspot.com, which lacks any real structure or theme. The blog is not only poorly written, but is clearly constructed in a way that appeals to no one audience. This is simply another attempt by Kenzie to try and become famous to increase her own ego.

Don't give Kenzie the attention she craves.

Blog

After years of fiddling with the title, Kenzie is currently operating Only Fun Things. Each blog post is poorly written, and many of her ideas are not her own, and are used more than once. Her posts include topics such as cooking, selfies, shopping trips to local stores (i.e: target, dollar store), make-up tutorials, over-edited photography, poorly made DIYs, and drama. Most of her DIYs and tutorials, even some of her cooking "tutorials", and copied from other popular bloggers and youtubers. Many of her posts are old, and she often reuses the same ideas, only modifying them slightly. Instead of taking the time to create well made content, she rushes through each and every post, despite what she may say, and has a pre-scheduled posts that appear automatically, at 6 a.m. Eastern Time, every day. All of her posts are very small and lack detail.

In the beginning of January 2017, Kenzie's viewers began to reach out to her, offering her constructive criticism and blogging tips, which Kenzie continues to consider "hateful." Any comments she receives, other then blunt compliments, she considers to be offensive and negative. In return, she usually deletes most of these comments and refuses to take advice from anyone, despite the fact that she is constantly asking for the opinion of others, and overall feedback. Her childish reactions and cocky attitude has sparked more and more drama in recent times, and in contradiction to anything she has previously mentioned regarding drama, she continues to feed in to it. Kenzie has continuously claimed that the overall purpose of her blog, other than to become famous, is to spread "love and positivity", but her actions have yet to reflect that in any way thus far. She has made several blog posts about the matter, only to receive more criticism, but continues to lash back at her viewers. Common observation has concluded that very few of her anonymous commenters have actually been rude. The vast majority of them have been polite, reasonable, well formed, and explained the reason for their comment. However, considering Kenzie's ego, she refuses to accept any of the advice that she has asked for, simply because it isn't what she wanted to hear. Her overall behavior is viewed as attention-seeking, narcissistic, hypocritical, and childish.

Kenzie claims she wants to become a famous blogger someday, as well as a famous musician, and a famous model. However, other than old cover songs she has poorly sung in the distant past, she has no musical talent at all, and has never once posted anything musically related on her blog. She plays no instruments, despite owning, but never playing, an acoustic guitar, and rarely ever sings.

As far as her "modeling" goes, her modeling consists only of poorly taken selfies, sometimes photographed by her boyfriend. Although Kenzie claims she likes to experiment with different types of fashion, she self-proclaims herself to be a "scene kid", "goth girl", and "emo" despite her lacking the understanding of any of these styles. Her outfits are very uncoordinated, and she is viewed as a poser.

Every so often, Kenzie occasionally embraces her princess Lolita-inspired look, which is also uncoordinated. She has previously blogged about cheap finds on Bodyline, a Japanese Lolita brand. In the past, the vast majority of her outfits were princess-based considering her "Invitea phase", but her past goal was to specifically become a famous model of Japanese harajuku fashion and a Japanese idol, which clearly did not go over well.


Invitea

Pronounced as In-WIT-e-uh

After years and years of trying to convince the internet that she was a runaway princess, from a country proven to not exist, she has recently claimed "Invitea" was a fictional world created by her own ill mind in an attempt to "cope" with something she will not come forward to say, but in reality, it is speculated that she was only doing it for attention.

Kenzie claimed Invitea was located near Siberia, and was a country that was highly fascinated by American and Japanese culture. The language is based on Latin and English, and may be considered a pidgin tongue, although she claimed Inviteans spoke mostly English despite it's location. Kenzie also claimed that due to the small size of the make-believe country, it could not be found on maps. That, alone, was enough to prove it was fake.

During her "Invitea phase", she was known to call other people peasants, and frequently looked down on other individuals simply because she believed that everyone was beneath her. She often wore frilly dresses, and insisted that everyone called her "your highness". She even went as far as to make up family members, also claiming they were royalty, and some of her friends joined in on the lie. It wasn't until late 2016 where she finally admitted that it was all a lie, despite everyone continuously telling her she was crazy.

To everyone's surprise, Kenzie continued to post about Invitea for roughly 2-3 years before finally admitting it wasn't real. To this day, any one who asks her about this particular topic receives very rude replies from Kenzie, who may or may not be ashamed of her past. She has a tendencies to put up a hard front, and brushes it off as much as possible, pretending it never happened.

For more information about her Invitea phase, you may refer to her old "Princess Doll of Invitea" thread located on prettyuglylittleliar.net. The threat has been locked and abandoned as of mid 2016 after Kenzie made several fake accounts trying to defend her lies on the thread.

Home Life

Kenzie Luna Lee Swiizka was born on September 4th, 1998, although she insists that she is ~forever 12~. She attended Hickory High School in Chesapeake, where she had the tendency to dress like a princess. Currently, she is attending Mary Baldwin university, for the soul purpose to "save the world", as she puts it, and has no real solid career path.

Boyfriend

For the past 3 years or so, she has been in a relationship with Brian Pigford (whom she often calls Ame) a boy from her hometown. During her Invitea phase, she referred to him as a knight in her "kingdom". To this day, Sir Piggy does everything she asks him to do, no matter how ridiculous or selfish the request seems to be. Despite the long term relationship, Kenzie claims to be pansexual. Although she has never dated a girl, she claims to prefer girls to her own boyfriend, or at the very least, to boys in general. The statement alone questions her faithfulness to Sir Piggy while she is away at college. However, he does seem to visit Kenzie often, because he has nothing better to do with his life.

Close Friends

Kenzie's best friend, whom she refers to as her "twin sister", is Alexis Ankrom. Alexis is often seen appearing in Kenzie's photos, and occasionally comments on her blog posts and instagram page. Alexis refers to herself as "Princess Kyllen Marie Hayden", and sometimes as "Austin Cass Hayden", and claims to be gender fluid. Alexis expects people to automatically know what gender she is feeling on a day-to-day basis, and yells at anyone who uses the wrong pronoun, despite the fact that she dresses feminine nearly every day.

Much like Kenzie, Alexis refers to herself as a "princessa", the Spanish word for "princess", and claims to rule over the "Kingdom of Marinette." Marinette is located in Wisconson, Alexis's town of origin before moving to Virginia where she met Kenzie in middle school. Although Kenzie has abandoned her princess persona, Alexis refuses to abandon hers, insisting that her followers refer to her as "your highness", and still often talks about her "kingdom" on various social media accounts. Alexis is 19 years of age, and a senior in high school as of 2016-17. She is a furry, who dreams of becoming a famous fashion designer, and often makes (and buys) low grade cosplays.

For unknown reasons, Alexis refuses to use her real name, and harasses anyone who does so. She often bullies anyone who does so, regardless of the fact that she continuously talks about how people are so mean to her. Online, Alexis has a rather peaceful life, but offline, she seems to be mentally unstable.

Alexis runs several online accounts on websites including instagram, youtube, BlogSpot, facebook, etc... Her main instagram account is mama-kyllen-cosplay. You can also find her rant account under the name butterflyrantsalot, as well as leadthewayband (an account for Alexis and Kenzie's "band") and cosplayplanetpro, their cosplay group. Alexis is usually the only active user on all of the shared accounts. On facebook, she has a separate account for her "Hayden" persona as wall, and a "OC Hayden" account which is for role-playing as a Hetalia fan character she made up herself. It has been speculated that Alexis suffers from bipolar disorder, and multiple personality disorder.

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