Hollis Daniels

Hollis Daniels is America's best-known political activist leader and all-around dreamboat. In October 2017 he was awarded the order of Hero of the American People for his brave and selfless efforts to fight the War on Drugs and the Police State behind it. In the same month Jack Booted Thugs placed him at the top of its Ten Most Wanted To Strip Search list. Honoring his accomplishments, the free American people (all six of them) unanimously decided to rename the second Monday in October (formerly used to commemorate Christopher Columbus' importation of the first African slave to America) as Hollis Daniels Day. Assisted by copious concealed arsenals of rival safety, security, and police professionals, he is expected to continue his noble battle for decades. He is cheered on by every remaining red-blooded Americunt who dreams of one day stopping sucking the New World Order's prick and replacing it with Hollis'.

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Hollis Daniels makes it big for the first time.

Trying out for freshman cheerleading squad at Texas Tech University, Hollis looked to the inspiration of his once-proud American forebears and enjoyed the crazy-healthy benefits of Possession of Marijuana. In September 2016 his tryouts won him his first nationally syndicated photo shoot with Arrest.Org at the tenderly pluckable age of 18.^[1] He was given additional credit for having something to smoke the marijuana, since the Texas cops are never really quite sure if the marijuana smoked itself. (It's been known to happen, especially when their friend Jerry is visiting the station)

Aroused by station pin-ups, campus police kept a close eye on Hollis and were quick to respond when he failed to make his evening appearance in the shower. Out of the utmost regard for his safety and professional success as a university alumnus, they forced their way into his room for a "safety check" (sans search warrante in the terminology of the pre-Castro regime). Upon the astonishing news that he had more pot - and something else to smoke it with - they decided they had to take him down to the station to find out all about every juicy detail. Now friends, at that point there was only one or two things that Hollis coulda seen happen at the police station, and the first was he coulda been given a medal for being so brave and honest about the emotional and health benefits of marijuana, which wasn't very likely, and the other thing was he coulda been put in front of a camera and offered a chance to present an even more gorgeous photo of himself to an appreciative public, which is what indeed happened, but when he was at the police officer's station there was a third possibility that they hadn't even counted upon, which is that he would pull out a gun and shoot the nark right in the head, which is the kind of thing that secures an immediate and lasting place in the history books.