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Heather Lind

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Heather Lind Born 22 March 1983 is another no name actress, not even famous enough for most people to even know who the hell she is or what for shit Tv show she is on, because no one was aware that AMC had a show called Turn: Washington's Spies with her in it. She actually, seriously, believes that if she follows the press concerning how women begged our Great god emperor to grab their pussies and goes on and on about how an almost 90 year old, crippled and senile Former Preseident George HW Bush Almost raped her from his wheel chair when he grabbed her ass and told her a dirty joke, more than 4 years ago, in 2013 that she'll instantly jump straight up into the big times and become a household name like Tom Cruise, without all the crazy attached to it, getting the big roles when she gets her 15 minutes of fame being the mouth piece for women's group teaching America's little girls that it's only alright to be a Democratic president's fuck toy.

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According to Heather, this is where George grabbed her ass


Who The Hell Is Heather Lind

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No one really knows as she wasn't even worthy of having a Wikipedia article until 25 October 2017 when it came out that a Former Americunt President that wasn't a member of the democratic party grabbed her ass and told her a dirty Joke.
All anybody knows is that she was born in Pennsylvania, has a twin sister named Christina Bennett Lind that is slightly more famous than her and that she Played Margaret Thompson's maid in the HBO series Boardwalk Empire.
Most people have probably never even heard of her until she claimed Former U.S. President George HW Bush grabbed her ass and will forget that she ever existed exactly a week and a day afterwords.

Almost Raped

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Heather Lind was terrified of this. I Guess the thought of rolling him down a flight of stairs never crossed her mind.