Dendrite001
Dendrite001 (Powerword: David Bailey) is a potential rapist and suspected paedophile from Lower Darwen, Lancashire UK. He is best known for his internet stalking of women on various dating sites and causing drama by typing long, rambling barely coherent messages on forums. He claims to be a writer, despite barely having the ability to string a coherent sentence together.
It's unclear whether or not his mental issues stem from paranoid schizophrenia, cannabis induced psychosis or simply alcohol abuse, but whatever it is he is one crazy fuck who needs to get off the internet and seek professional help.
His usual modus operandi is to bombard unsuspecting women with messages which gradually get more and more crazy. When his advances are shunned, he then thinks that they are not real people and either part of a peadophile ring or botnet which is trying to psychologically abuse him. Srsly!
In his little world, he is an attractive, intelligent man and loves to insult others by claiming they are abusing 'bennys' (short for benefits, or welfare for our American friends) despite being on Employment Support Allowance and claiming Personal Independence Payments himself. He claims he is in receipt of these as he works in care, but anyone with an ounce of common sense will know that this is a lie.
When confronted about his stalkery ways, he will play dumb and then accuse you of stalking him and threaten to tell special branch because it is obviously a matter of national security which they will stop hunting terrorists to investigate. Unless of course his local police station have appointed a newbie Police Community Support Officer to deal with reports from the type of people who have spilled tea on their favourite rug or run out of toilet paper before they finished wiping and this "special" branch is really just a hilarious example of British police humour.
In all seriousness though, he should probably do his best to avoid any encounters with the police, as he has incriminated himself many times by discussing his marijuana growing (although according to him, the police went to his home and let him keep his crop, which anyone from the UK will tell you is complete horse shit.) on Reddit and Autoflower.net.
When he isn't stalking people online or damaging his already fragile psyche by huffing da ganja, he likes collecting sex toys... specifically ones designed for the butt hole.
Not satisfied with looking like the bastard lovechild of Professor Snape and Neil from 80's sitcom 'The Young Ones', he sometimes likes to get dolled up in a sexy little nurse's outfit.
It's unclear whether or not he tells people this shit because of his weak grasp on reality, or if he gets off on the humiliation of complete strangers laughing at him online. Chances are though, not even he knows for sure.
How to contact him
Should you wish to speak to Dave the rave yourself, he can be found on Facebook or OKcupid among other places. He often gets himself banned though and will come back with a different username. It's always fairly obvious it's him though as he has, shall we say, a very distinct writing style.
—David Bailey, sharing how much of a sexual deviant he is. | ||
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