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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.

JaSonic

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --Moshe Finkberg (talk) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

JellyBean

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking Spanish! Do it soon please and get them on the now! JUST FEATURE THEM! I hate autistic people (talk) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel or Vivienne Medrano

Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. I hate autistic people (talk) 12:26, 18 January 2023 (EST)

Justin Bieber

I mean just look at that shit:

Quex01 (talk) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

Amanda Todd

Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN. --Little Dark Age (talk) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

Final Fantasy XIV

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

7271712417 (talk) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

TV Tropes

They call everything a 'morality trope', ruin their "jerk" tropes, and keep on ruining themselves. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

Alex Jones

Ohgoofy (talk) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

keffals

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--Homicide 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

Grand Theft Auto

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers. glitchlov_ / svalxei_ (talk) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel

First it was made by no other thab that stupid Salvadoran redneck, Vivienne Medrano, and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24. I hate autistic people (talk) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

soyjak.party

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. Lawiki1534 (talk) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

icze4r

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 Rachel Rogers (talk) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

Dilbert

No need to explain. I hate autistic people (talk) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

Mar9122

Sorry I came up with so much I hate autistic people (talk) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

Tennessee

Need we explain why? I hate autistic people (talk) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

why MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

I tell y'all niggas why. The Audrey Hale incident. Though I see she's going to be featured. I hate autistic people (talk) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

Asperger's Syndrome

Because the shitty Sperg month I hate autistic people (talk) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

iDubbbzTV

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

Louis C.K.

Some guy on twitter managed to get verified with a fake Louis CK account and fooled Elon Musk LMAO

"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018 (talk) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)