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BREAKING NEWS!! They have removed the translator from their mobile site for the lulz.

Jewgle Translate is a shittily coded webpage with all the mistakes on the planet. It is programmed by mentally retarded Jews that in actuality do not understand sentence structure. Makes sense because it is affiliated with Jewgle. Jewgle, despite being a billionaire corporation, has created this hateful piece of shit to ensure that you cannot converse with all of your m8's (who are probably the same gender as you) because all you focus on is the retarded translations rather than learning the actual fucking language (99% of the time Japanese if you are a Weeaboo).

99% of the users are Weeaboos

Examples of common mistakes

Jewgle Translate is filled with unforgivable mistakes and errors that are left uncorrected. The "corrections" that are made are anonymous IP address trolls who falsify the translation and continue to submit the same mistake under multiple IPs until the Google servers completely fuck it up. For example, Hanekko is called Spatter kid, typing in "äääääääääääääää" and translating it from German to French produces the result "pokemon", and this shows why Google should hire some actual trusted translators for once, however they pay 0% of attention to the Google Translate servers. They are neglectful pieces of shit who can't prove useful for any translation needs, despite what they claim for it to be. As such, they especially deserve to be killed by Hitler as the world needs to free of homosexual Jews.

How you can fuck it up

1. Type in a perfectly correctly translated word, such as cat. Translate it into Japanese, it produces "neko." So you should perfectly be able to trust it, right? Pretty much, absolutely. You should use this for your homework assignment due tomorrow.
2. Click "suggest an edit" and COMPLETELY fuck it up! Put in "PokemonGoIsOverratedShit" (really it is) and get yourself a HideMyAss VPN connection, or maybe something like VPN Gate which you can use to do all your torrenting as well, sign out, and repeat the process. Or, if you're a Jew, you can recruit a bandwagon of trolls to do so themselves.
3. Watch the Google servers get royally fucked by it! You can now land 90% of children who use Google Translate in trouble.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!!!!

See Also

• Google

External links

• Google Translate (coded by a pathetic band of Jews who can't hire professional translators)
  • En-Ja Translation, the ultimate source for Japan-fags and Weeaboos

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