Kurt Eichenbald/Timeline

Date	Event	Location
June 28, 1961	Kurt Alexander Eichenwald is born.	New York
July 1, 1995	Serpent on the Rock, Kurt's first book, is released. (archive)	A Book Store Near You
September 5, 2000	The Informant: A True Story, Kurt's second book, is released. (archive)	A Book Store Near You
December 13, 2000	"Andrew McDonald" gives The Informant a 5-star review.	Amazon
August 4, 2003	MexicoFriends.com is registered. (archive)	Teh Internets
July 19, 2004	JustinsFriends.com is registered. (archive)	Teh Internets
March 14, 2005	Conspiracy of Fools: A True Story, Kurt's third book, is released. (archive)	A Book Store Near You
March 27, 2005	"Andrew McDonald" gives Conspiracy of Fools a 5-star review.	Amazon
June 8, 2005	Kurt sends $2000 to Justin Berry.	Dallas, Texas
June 9, 2005	Justin Berry finds a 14-year-old boy named Taylor and makes a child porn video for Kurt.	Roanoke, Virginia
June 19, 2005	Justin Berry begs his friend Timothy Richards to help fix the broken HTML on his site.
June 19, 2005	Justin Berry officially recruits Timothy Richards to help with his gay porn site. (archive)
June 23, 2005	Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 9 times. CP Count: 9	JustinsFriends
June 24, 2005	Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 32 times. CP Count: 41	JustinsFriends
June 25, 2005	Kurt's dick is raw. No fapping today.	Dallas, Texas
June 26, 2005	Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 6 times. CP Count: 47	JustinsFriends
June 27, 2005	Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 3 times. CP Count: 50	JustinsFriends
June 28, 2005	Kurt's dickskin blisters off. No fapping today.	Dallas, Texas
June 29, 2005	Kurt accesses the child porn video featuring Taylor a total of 6 times. CP Count: 56	JustinsFriends
June 30, 2005	Kurt meets Justin at LAX but soon realizes that he's too old for his tastes. (archive)	Los Angeles, California
July 14, 2005	Kurt convinces Justin to become a snitch. (archive)
July 14, 2005	Kurt's admin account on Justin's site is deleted in a blatant attempt to hide evidence. (archive)	JustinsFriends
July 14, 2005	Justin Berry begins scrubbing his emails and computer files in a blatant attempt to hide evidence.
September 8, 2005	JustinsFriends.net is registered. (archive)	Teh Internets
September 14, 2005	Justin Berry is given immunity by the DOJ.
September 23, 2005	Timothy Richards is arrested. (archive)
December 19, 2005	Kurt posts Through His Webcam, a Boy Joins a Sordid Online World.	The New York Times
December 19, 2005	Kurt posts REPORTER'S ESSAY: Making a Connection With Justin.	The New York Times
January 3, 2006	KurtEichenwald.com is registered. (archive)	Teh Internets
July 16, 2006	Kurt posts Virginia Man Gets 150-Year Term in Child Pornography Case.	The New York Times
August 20, 2006	Kurt posts With Child Sex Sites on the Run, Nearly Nude Photos Hit the Web.	The New York Times
August 21, 2006	Kurt posts On the Web, Pedophiles Extend Their Reach.	The New York Times
September 21, 2006	Kurt posts Effort to Combat Child Pornography Would Close Web Sites.	The New York Times
January 3, 2007	FreeCasey.com is registered. (archive)	Teh Internets
August 11, 2009	The Movie Tie-in Edition of The Informant! is released. (archive)	A Book Store Near You
September 18, 2009	The Informant! starring fucking Matt Damon is released in theatres. (archive)	A Theatre Near You
September 6, 2012	Oldest known snapshot of KurtEichenwald.com (archive)	KurtEichenwald.com
September 10, 2012	Kurt posts The Deafness Before the Storm to advertise his next dumb book.	The New York Times
September 11, 2012	500 Days: Secrets and Lies in the Terror Wars, Kurt's forth book, is released. (archive)	A Book Store Near You
December 15, 2016	jew_goldstein sends Kurt the seizure .gif (archive)	Twitter
December 15, 2016	Kurt claims that he was retarded enough to actually click the seizure .gif	Twitter
December 15, 2016	Kurt's "wife" informs Mr. Goldstein that he caused a seizure. (archive)	Twitter
July 25, 2017	Timothy Richards posts To whom it may concern:	FreeCasey.com
March 17, 2018	Kurt once again libels President Donald J. Trump following Andrew McCabe's firing. (archive)	Twitter
March 23, 2018	Kurt doxes Oregon lawmaker Bill Post. (archive)	Twitter
March 23, 2018	Kurt makes a creepy comment about Bill Post's son. (archive)	Twitter
March 23, 2018	Kurt removes the dox tweet but now resorts to blackmail threats. (archive)	Twitter
March 29, 2018	Kurt acts like a little pussybitch after seeing Rosanne Barr baking Jews. (archive)	Twitter