User talk:Cap'n Pants

Welcome, Cap'n Pants

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

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TKN Bot 00:38, 1 October 2012 (EDT)

hi

Hi, it looks like you're trying to make an article on Niggers tongue my anus. Please clean that shit up by expanding/rewriting before it is deleted or sandboxed.

Try:

• Lengthening with lulzy content
• Adding relevant images
• Linking to related articles

See also:

• ED:101
• ED:LULZ
• ED:Help
• A User's Guide to Article Building - Important!
• ED:RR - Read everything in here, seriously.

Don't

• Go around trying to promote an incomplete article
• Remove any notice tags on the article, they are there for a reason
• Get butthurt when someone tells you your article is shit

If you need any help, drop by the TJC or contact an ED staff member. SheepBot^Talk 01:02, 1 October 2012 (EDT)