Clown Tobi

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Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!

As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again by making her a roofied cocktail on mothersday and tied up his ex-wife's children to make them watch him stab their mother to death to express his passion for BDSM to her and the kids telling them a hilarious joke that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown).

His lulzy act continued after Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin surrendered many hours later, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.

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Links

http://www.clowntobi.nl/