Clown Tobi

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Clown Tobi™/Doctor Aspirin (Powerword: Kevin Lapeire), A.K.A. John Wayne Gacy 2.0, is by far THE greatest clown and magician the Benelux has ever seen!

Kevin Lapeire
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Born 1986/1987
Nationality Flemmish Belgium
Highscore Killed 1

Hostages 3

Style FPS, Co-op / Taking Hostages
An Hero No (Surrendered) :(

As you may well know, clowns love a good joke, and definitely so does Tobi! For his last and final act, he hoped to win the heart of his ex back again, so he brought his jolly 'ol yodeling pall with him since he could not do the act by himself. Tobi made a roofied cocktail on mothersday and tied up his ex-wife's children to make them watch him stab their mother to death to express his passion for BDSM to her and the kids telling them a hilarious joke that he's a crimi clown(criminal clown) now instead of a clini-clown(hospital clown).

His lulzy act continued after Kevin stood on top of a 14 story building to engage in a police standoff waving a gun around trolling the police officers by dropping the gun and acting as if he surrenders then getting back up again and shoot a few rounds in the air, threatening bystanders and saying he's gonna jump. Unfortunately, Kevin bitched out many hours later by surrendering, ruining his final act by not becoming an hero.

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Kills: 1/20
Accuracy: 1/20 Shooting only one person and later shooting some rounds in the air during a police standoff
Style: 15/20 Taking hostages
Butthurt: 10/20 Some outrage on his youtube channel
Bonus: 15/20 POLICE STANDOFF!
Total score: 42/100 (D-)
FROM NOW ON, I'M A CRIMI-CLOWN, I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY!!!1
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