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Welcome, Hastel

This is serious. READ IT.


Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.

We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:

  • Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
  • Sign your comments using four sperm-tails like this ~~~~ or people will cry.
  • To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
  • These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them; they're kinda like priests only with MOAR child-abuse going on behind closed doors.
  • The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page. Check it daily.
  • Special:Upload to maek pictars on teh webz.
  • Active editors and sysops can be found on ED IRC. This is the place to go for advice, collaboration, and n00dz swapping... but be sure to wax that crack first or forever be shunned, we like smooth scrotes around these here parts.
  • See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else... or not, shit is tl;dr

Mr.Jonzz 16:25, 17 May 2013 (EDT)