Capital Gazette Shooting

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The Capital Gazette shooting has been the latest of the chain of mass shootings in America. The suspect is currently in custody. This page will be updated as more information is released.

	“	I cowardly jumped over a dead body and got the duck out of there	„
	—[http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-gazette-shooting-20180628-story.html Gazette Photographer

According to reports, the attack began in the mind of a Crazed and buthurt Jarod W Ramos back in 2011 when a columnist for the Gazette started writing about a criminal harrassment suit that was brought against him.

Being like most of the internets residents Ramos felt that he had the right to say bad whatever he wanted against against whomever he wanted but nothing negstive and true could be said about him so he filed a defamation suit against the columnist, gazette's editor and their publisher.

After getting rammed in both holes like a drunken girl at an after prom party, and told what a floundering idiot he is after both a court and appeals court ruled in favor of the gazette, Ramos did what every psycho ass mother fucker does and let his hate stew like a lonely, virginal, angry, trench coated teen for 7 years until he finally couldn't take his emo brooding anymore and decided to finally have his revenge on the reporter and editor of the Gazette that no longer worked there.