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Vanessa Hudgens
Vanessa Hudgens is the half Filipina former loli whore girl-next-door star of the insanely popular Disney Channel "movie" High School Musical, which is a load of bullshit. Following several weeks of magazine covers and stories around the movie's sequel and her real-life romance with co-star moptop Zac Efron, the buzz for this tween idol broke into the mainstream with the leak of a nude photo to the internets around September 6th, 2007, confirming without a doubt that she is in fact asking for it.
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If you talk to any kid in elementary school, odds are 5 to 1 that they can sing every song from HSM, nut who gives a fuck anyways? The plot goes like so: A cute multi-racial girl moves to new school, gets ignored by the popular kids, sparks a flame while singing karaoke with the star jock who really just wants to sing while Nibiru is about to collide with Earth. 12-year-old girls adore this movie, which consists of about 99% googly-eye scenes and 1% tween fluff. It's like Romeo and Juliet, but without the sex, death, drama, or any meaningful content.
Because she is a dumb slut, the squeaky-clean-and-perfect idol for teen girls of the current generation took nude pics of herself and sent them to her boyfriend - who promptly sent them to ebaumsworld. Vanessa Hudgens is a fucktard, a whore and a well-known prostitute, mainly hired by the faggot Zac Effron.
The National Enquirer was the first to report of the photo's existence. Disney Forums cried aloud "V would never do that!!!". Sadly (for her), she did.
Forums were shut down as Anonymous won. While the forums claimed that the pics were fake and that Anonymous were "Porn Obssed Mingers", the photos were confirmed by MSNBC within hours, and later by Fox News. Perez Hilton as usual had his doubts.
Could this mean that Drake Bell is a b/tard?
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Internet Disease
The Original Poster later mysteriously returned and posted the full set
Repercussions
—Rosie Konkel, Idiot Los Angeles-area breeder with no control over her kids. | ||
The bitch's forum was raided and goatsed accordingly as Anonymous posted the nude pictures everywhere. The admin of the site, Auie, went emo and begged the raiders to stop, announcing that "V would never do that".
After a few hours, the post count of the forum was doubled. Despite the admin's threats, few raiders actually got banned. This is what happens if the entire moderation crew consists of 12 year old girls. The power of goatse had made it impossible for them to even look at the forum. Anon provided lulz and drama ensued. Bricks were shat, and on September 8th the forum was officially shut down as 12-year-old girls worldwide were reduced to tears. Some even became an heros.
Publicity
The funniest thing about this shitload of drama is it is probably a publicity stunt. Look at Daniel Radcliff, he got moar attention by fucking a horse than from his latest movie, Harry Potter and the Hidden Sausage. Also, look at Paris Hilton, a cum-guzzling thunder cunt whom noone cared about before, but is now IRL famous for sucking some C-list director's knob.
It's viral marketing. The pattern was as follows, generating the most epic of coverage.
- Pictures rumored to exist.
- Denial by Fanbase that aforementioned pics could exist.
- Discussion in the press of said photos possible existence.
- Pictures Mysteriously Surface a few days later.
- Moar Press Coverage.
- ????
- Profit!
Only problem is this is a kid's idol. Children look up to her and there were many concerned mothers out there posting on AOL news posts about the newds. Anonymous is responding to the mother's lament by saying Vanessa is too old, and that he would like their 8-year-old daughter instead. The media will probably try and crucify Vanessa for being a whore.
Possible Theories
- Vanessa is a /b/tard.
- Zac is a /b/tard.
- Zac saw the pics, got extremely turned off by them due to the fact that he is a fag, and handed the pics over to a /b/tard who is bi.
- Vanessa's Agent is a /b/tard
- Zac showed the pics to a friend who stole them. Zac's friend is a /b/tard
New Developments
- It was later suggested in a news report that Vanessa took the nude pictures of herself before she was famous for Nickelodeon star Drake Bell.
That means the now-18-year-old Vanessa was probably 15 or 16 when the photos were taken. In other words, you are all pedophiles.
—Drake Bell's representative | ||
Fan Response
—13 year old girl resting her case | ||
—14yr old girl on myspace | ||
—Disney Forums | ||
—Vanessa-hudgens.com's response to the raiding | ||
A challenger appears?
Fellow Disney moneymaker Adrienne Bailon, one of the Cheetah Girls, now has her own nudies floating around somewhere on the Internets, but are yet to be found - because the faggot who stole the photos wanted them all to himself. Cheetah Slut apologized to all of her fans.
August 5th, 2009: The Bitch Still Hasn't Learned
—Anonymous | ||
The Disney whore is mother fucking at it again. Miss Hudgens has "accidentally" even more nude pics. Now that High School Musical is done, Vanessa has found that the internet provides the attention that she so desperately requires. Over eleven have been found so far, and who the fuck knows how many others there may be. By now, the pictures have reached her parents and they've shown their appreciation by:
- Giving her a new phone to take more pictures with.
- Taking her nude pictures for her.
- Helping her film her Sex Tape.
- Suggesting professional photography for her next session.
While these pictures may please Anonymous, the people they please even more are her fans. They simply can't get enough of seeing their idol without clothes on. The parents of the fanbase also agree that what Vanessa is doing is a great thing and that with more pictures like this, the war in Sudan and the Holocaust can be stopped. Hopefully if her next picture set generates enough money, she can get rid of her lopsided tits and not have to try and cover them with her hair. Some also speculate that the reason the pictures are blurry, is simply because she is a beautiful, artistic girl who is trying to express herself through the use of nude modeling.
Although some pictures are nude, Anonymous has found these pictures rather controversial, stating:
We can probably expect some fuck up excuse that the pictures weren't meant to be seen by the public and all will be forgiven by her loyal High School Musical fanbase.
It should be noted that in one of the pictures she can be seen holding a Motorola "RAZR". Considering this make of phone came out in 2005, it's safe to presume these pictures were taken around then. Simple math dictates that this means she is 16 in the pictures. In other words, you're still a Disney paedophile.
What we can all look forward to in the future is the release of her sex tape and maybe pictures of a shaved vagina.
August 10, 2009: The bitch gets called out
Being made fun of by Dane Cook is roughly the equivalent of having your dead grandparents dragged up and raped in front of you.
Observe as the walking Uncyclopedia adds insult to injury.
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Vanessa Hudgen's website getting comment raeped -
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See Also
- Angie Varona
- Boobs
- /b/
- Paris Hilton
- Slut
- Lolo Ferrari
- High School Musical
- The Jonas Brothers
- Ashley Greene
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| Featured article September 10, 2007 | ||
| Preceded by Bayeux Tapestry |
Vanessa Hudgens | Succeeded by 9/11 |
| Featured article October 18, 2008 | ||
| Preceded by Dadagiri |
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