Hong Kong

THIS WILL ANGER ANY SMALL EYED COMMIE FROM THE NORTH!

SLAVERY STILL EXISTS HERE AS A FORM OF "MAIDS"! WE PUT THEM IN PARKS AT SUNDAYS ONLY.

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爸爸希特勒我愛你! <3

Hongkonger's deny the truth that they are already a part of China more than 20 years.

They sit for three months on a highway expecting to get universal suffrage.

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Don't even try.

Hong Kong or South Shenzhen, is a "Special Administrative Reigion" of Commie China.

While people in Hong Kong have been so isolated from the western world since 1997, their internet culture has evolved into crappy jpeg rage comic faces with arial chinese text and a knockoff Encylopedia Dramatica that shows all of Hong Kong's internet culture here.

But Hong Kong has been visited by the uncivilized communist from California, RiceGum. Where he basically just fucked around with the locals and shoved ice cream to an old man's face like Keemstar. But no such thing as Radical Feminists, Vegans, Gays or even Far Lefties due to the fact that Hong Kong was mostly influenced by people such as Oswald Hitler Mosley and Maggie Thatcher. We also had people like Queen Lizzie the Second visiting, shaking hands with the locals and experiencing local life while Xi (Stalin) Jinping, He just blocked a couple roads and visited a kindergarden school and like a pussy hid in his volvo to not get yelled by the locals. But he is not affraid to kidnap libarians and forcing them to apologize on Chinese State run TV.

This is a kinda country that considers singers and old TV adverts as "culture" and hate Chinese People even though they are descendants of Chinese People and just spoiled with British Democracy that lasted from 900AD to 2007AD

Hong Kong was most prominent in the 80's and 90's where some hipster white people will treat the place like the zoo. But for lots of Hong Kongers, this was the "golden age" of Hong Kong when really they were just being Britains camgirl. Making all the money for daddy Britain then when Britain left Hong Kong she got all salty and now hates the world.

Some whiteys find Asians hot and they often go for the japanese then think about the amount of weird scat anal bead weird tentecle shit they go through and decide to go for a Hong Kong bitch but they really like big nigger cock so you better stay away from that petite little Hongkongnese pussy.

History

Basically. Britain gave drugs to Qing until the point that Qing ceded 3 shitty islands to Britain and started a colony. Qing got bamboozled and said give those islands back after 99 years. After some weebs attacked then commie riots resulting Hong Kong being right-leaning (except those that go to the western world and get the leftist shit and take the shit back).

All was going well until some northern fags demanded the land back and being the cuck that Britain was in the 90's handed it all back. China stated flooding street-shitting, mandarin speaking, milk powder hungry, uncivilized commies down our border causing a housing crisis where a flat the size of a toilet costs 1 million Hong Kong dollars a month.

Now Hong Kong is seeking independence while China arrests people who damn say they words "Freedom". So people in 2014 sat down and blocked a main highway in front of the Government Building to show their protest against the government. It took the government three months to remove these Edgi Bois of the streets. And it caused an even stronger Hong Kong Identity which is a loose-loose for China because now they can't assert dominance over the already ball-gagged Hong Kong.

Politics

There is the leader that is hand-picked by the commie north and some local Bill Gates around the place. Then there's Despacito wait I mean Demosisto which is a generic Progressive bunch of Uni Bois that think they are savage enough to take on the commies. The politics is shit so people protest to no avail.

At first Hong Kong was run by the dynastys of China. Their system was pretty redundent due to the fact that at one point their emperor that ruled everything and made laws was a three year old boy. Then the Brits came and introduced democracy then like how they snorted that opium. Sucked in all that sweet sweet Capitalism and turn to the spolit brat the town currently is and now windging because commies rule them now. They also cry about Article 23 that allows the po-po to take anything in you're house but eh.

Here are some notable people.

CY Leung^✡ - The gay boy that ran Hong Kong while sucking China's little noodle

Carrie Lam^✡ - A old lady that runs Hong Kong and sits on China's little noodle

Chris Patten - Our British god and savior! 1997 NEVER FORGET.

Nathan Law - Some retard started the Despacito Party and now is getting raped by Chinese Police

Culture and People

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This might look like JAV but they are actually national heroes.

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We even had toothpaste called "Darkie". No joke.

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Classic Stuff...

There are the local Hong Kongers where they would have a diet of McDonald's and lingering around 7-11 for their Noodles and there are the negro immigrants from South East Asia.

Some local celebs from the 80's like Andy Lau or Bruce Lee and some other chinks are cherished in Hong Kong as heroes with the original boyband "Beyond" but some British idiots stole the idea and became One Direction. Hong Kong music used to have neon colours and lyrics to the song filling in with colour when they singers sing that part. Nowadays you get shitty white subtitles in the corner of the screen and with every music video with a shitty grayish filter usually accompanied by voices so distorted with autotune that all singers sound the same.

You get the occasional old Chinese man spitting and shouting profanities and the taxi and minibus drivers that communicate with only swear words like "Fuck your mom" or "Die cunt".

Now you get the whiteys OH BOYYYYYY.... The white kids or "Rich Cunts" as the locals call them are descendants of White Families moving there from the 50's-90's and are basically spoiled brats that think they own the world. The worst are those Internet White Gamer Girls where they are super-emo, over-weight, snakes that can ruin any community, gathering or discord chat by either arguing about some dumb shit or saying that we should kill the rich then doxxing everyone.

Diet

As stated before. Hongkongers diet is just McDonalds and 7-11. There's also the local Cafe De Coral which isn't even a cafe and also if you go to the tradional chinese food you get white steamed buns (hun) and fucking chicken feet.

There's the street venders selling fish balls and a thing called siumai.

Since there is a huge amount of modern fillipna slavery in Hong Kong, Jollibee exists.

Also

On a serious note. You should check out some Hong Kong ghost stories because they are some of the best in the world.

Now as a place where Taxi Drivers murder young girls at 3AM and dispose their bodies in the wilderness or Incels stuff womans body in Hello Kitty Doll and even Gooks going mental over Whiteys. You could say this place is fucking mental but really this caused loads of like horror stories that shared around in Hong Kong which gives a one-up on our town and shows to the world that we aren't normal gooks and if you look deeper into the web you can find the pictures of Lam Kor Wan's victims. But like how China fucks up Hong Kong. Lam Kor Wan. A fucking dude that drove around in a taxi killing girls and cutting their bodies and putting the parts in mason jars is now being released outta prison.

Memes

Hong Kong is very special in the meme department where there are two sides. The local Hong Kongers and the Mainland Scum from China. The mainland scum from China have shitty jpeg chinese rage comics with low quality and they hop on to WeChat and go laugh and use the shitter version of Snapchat made by LINE.

The Locals are more westernized meaning that they know what "Jeff" or "Rage Comics" are but they try to catch up with the rest of the world by getting some new and old shit.

Conclusion

Don't come here ever please.

See also

• Hong Kong 97