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Nickolaus Pacione
Warning! Nickolaus will destroy your computers and crucifed Encyclopedia Dramatica, Fandom Wank and Sherrod Degrippo in An Eye In Shadows. He saw cyberbullies using ED as a source to steal from him too. ! |
UPDATE JULY '07 - Nicky was BANNED from xanga for numerous threats thereby violating xanga's Terms of Service. The links that are no longer around and they will be not be updated.
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—Posted 6/24/2007 7:37 PM by nickolauspacione |
Later Nick contacted the same person via private message to negotiate a truce:
—I WILL KILL YOU! |
Internet Tough Guy
A classic example of an Internet tough guy, Nickolaus is known to send death threats to people who dislike him or who make eye-contact with him on his daily bus ride to hot topic. He routinely creates accounts in gothy forums, makes a whole lot of attention-seeking comments about his "writing" (to use the term very loosely indeed), flames any criticism of his work, regardless of how minor it is. In true lol-cow fashion, he also has a particular fondness for threatening critics with both physical violence and lawsuits (though not always in that order.) Be sure to search for his profiles on DeadJournal, Diary-X, Xanga, and virtually everywhere else attention whores breed.
LJDrama
Nickolaus was featured frequently from 2003 to 2005 on LJDrama, where he was best known for referring to his online antagonists as "mutants", "liberals" "fatherfuckers" and "chickenfucks," among other ostensibly creative epithets. He still can't get over LJDrama, even today [1] [2].
Nickyboy also has a hard- " on for Scarlet, and has actually been conned into paying someone to " hack LJ Drama and Scarlet's journal.
Nicky v. Poppy Z. Brite
He believes he is engaged in an ongoing feud with popular erotic horror novelist Poppy Z. Brite, whose use of homosexuality and sodomy in her stories is the apparent cause for Nicky's hatred (as he considers himself a conservative), although while reading thru one of Nick's older sites, it was discovered that only a few years ago he considered himself a liberal who won't let Bible College kids change him.
Nicky was caught red-handed making fun of Katrina survivors and Poppy Z. Brite who lives in New Orleans. Nick had said in private that if his jokes about her were to get out it would be a PR nightmare, so of course they were released to the public. In order to repair his damaged reputation and to make himself look less like a monster, Nicky announced he would give all the proceeds of the book to charity. But the book was terrible and didn't sell enough copies to buy a bucket which was fine with Nick as he later admitted the purpose of the book was to get his name out.
Nicky's Views on Plagiarism
Nicky the Author
He writes really terrible "horror" stories (which are so truly awful that nobody will publish them and he's obliged to self-publish.)
Nicky Videos
Nicky has been spreading his own brand of video lulz on Jewtube and google video as of late usually either promoting his books or dealing with his own personal demons.
Hilariously, his first two months of video contain no sound because he hadn't even figured out how to work the audio on his camcorder.
Nicky On DeviantArt
His DA Page is a new and exciting place to see him go postal on just about anyone for no reason whatsoever. Here he calls out other self-important authors and accuses them of being sodomites and infringers of copyright. If they respond they're generally mocked and their post hidden, so Nicky can look like an ultra badass all the while playing the victim. He strives for Anonymous-like cruelty, but fails except for inside his own mind.
Update! Recently good ol' Nicky has taken to flipping out on another Devfag, Simply-tragic (an emofag name if one has ever been heard). When his target was hacked, the following note was found, completely owning Nicky's terrible writing by actually re-writing one of Nicky's stories!
A local teenager strolled up to him and gazed with confusion, as he had no idea where the purple man had come from. He looked around the area to see where the man had landed, but found nothing. His eyes gradually found their way back to the creature and a look of understanding graced his face. "Holy Christ -- it's one of those aliens that people talk about!" he exclaimed, nearly losing his balance on his skateboard.
You know what, no. This is enough. Your writing is damn near impossible to wade through, and I have other shit to do. If you really think I'm just pussing out I'll do the whole damn thing, but under no circumstances do I want to. I'm going to work on my novel and be done with you. I've proved my point.
Once again, yeah, I wrote a lot of shitty fanfiction. That's not what I do now. I don't have time to post a lot of shit on DeviantArt. So have fun with your delusions, and have a nice day.This does not cause his writing to make any sense, nor does it make ST any less of a faggot, but at bare minimum it is an interesting conversation piece.
Nicky vs. Lulu.com
In July, 2014, Pacione lost his Lulu account for multiple TOS violations. His RAEG was predictable. The screed he left on Luludotcom's Facebook page was classic.
Gallery
Audio
- Nicky threatens his ex boyfriend
- Nicky confronts SamYoung
- Don't pretend to be his ex girlfriend or else!
- dan gets a piece of Nick's mind
- The Truth About Nick? He's mad!
- Nickolaus reads erotica
- He wants anus penetration
- He wants his salty sperm
- " Nicky admits to e-pirating
- " Poe featuring Nick (Can't Talk To a Psycho Like A Normal Human Being
- Stamper featuring Nickolaus in the gayest rap to date
- A soundboard featuring everyone's favorite five foot sissy
External Links
- Nicky's blog
- TheRustyNail is in Nicky's base, tracking his fail.
- A spot-on review of Nickolaus' work.
- LJDrama articles on Nickolaus.
- his namesake project.
- defending himself from the fanfic lesbians.
- Z. Brite Site
- See and hear Nicky live here!
- his pins and all fact checked
- Kick his ass!
- Kick his ass more often!
- just bust a cap in his hairy homo ass instead!)
- Reporters fear Nicky?
See Also
Nickolaus Pacione is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Nickolaus Pacione is part of a series on Gay Republicans [OPEN THE CLOSET!]
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