User:InformativeMe

Nobody Cares (You will either find this funny, is quite offensive...)

Nobody cares about that new comic book that just came out. Nobody understands your interest in anime porn, and don't even worry about wasting your breathe to deny it because every time you click the "like" button under those explicit videos, the link is posted to your Facebook- now we're all scarred you basturd.. Anyways, why do YOU always have to crash the cool parties? I mean, we all don't just not know your mailing address to send the invite to- your house isn't egg'd randomly, we know the address. By the way, the next time you see that hottie you have had a crush on for the past month, don't bother talking to him/her because they have better things to do than wasting their breathe telling you to fuck off. Nobody AT ALL feels like talking to you, so stop getting pissed off at people everytime you start talking to them and they literally just walk away... speaking of which, brush your teeth for a change- god damn.. I don't know what's worse, your lack of humor or your breathe! Besides that, stop trying to make jokes- people are not laughing with you, they are laughing at the fact that you are about to notice that nobody thinks your "humor" is funny, but that your sitting there with that awkward smile. So then you just pull out your pre-paid phone and pretend you're texting someone- As if anyone would take the time of day to talk to you. Now if you haven't gotten my main message here, it's okay because I myself have not... (I'm just a lonely 14 year old kid).