Beto O'Rourke

Robert Francis O'Rourke, more commonly known by the culturally appropriating stage-name Beto O'Rourke, is a 52-year-old drunk driving punk-rocker and wannabe politician from Texas. Widely touted by the DemoncRATs as being the third reincarnation of Jesus F. Kennedy, Beto O'Cuck is currently running against Ted Cruz in an attempt to turn a senate seat in Texas blue and fight against the old, rich, gun-loving cis-gender, white male patriarchy that has been keeping Texans down for at least the past 100 years.

What a sleazy, rich, white man looks like.

Ironically, despite running a typical anti-white and anti-male campaign that's based on every single factually-inaccurate SJW talking point ever, O'Rourke is only a year younger than his partially Hispanic opponent and is actually even richer than Ted Cruz – once again proving that identity politics is complete and utter bullshit and not even the libtards who are constantly pushing it actually believe in it.

Imagine being so retarded that you actually believe that Beta O'Cuck isn't funded by big money.

See Also

• Ted Cruz