User:Shitinyourlitterbox/Life After People

Life After People is a Documentary aired in Life After People where it shows what the world looks like in which Americunts, Niggers, Jews, Nerds, Wiggers, Faggots and all the other people of our pathetic human race disappears, It Simulates Earth in a Peace and Quiet environment where Animals no longer have to be slaughtered by humans, excluding lolcows, where we not longer have to deal with Annoying PewDiePie fags who go apeshit over an opinion about Pewdiepie, Humans

Just about every building we leave behind would collapse because stupid Americunts and other human races weren't around to maintain them, so Nature did all the work to take these buildings down as a way to say Fuck you America!, And Humanity Itself.

Fate of some areas

• Los Angeles, California: Burned in Fire and toppled over by Earthquakes.
• Miami, Florida: Flooded
• Shanghai, China: Flooded
• London, United Kingdom: Flooded
• Pheonix, Arizona: Buried in Sand
• Las Vegas, Nevada: Fucked over by Earthquakes and return of water ruining their desert built foundations.
• Houston, Texas: Fucked over by Hurricanes
• New Orleans, Louisiana: Fucked over by Hurricanes, Flooded
• Taipei, Taiwan: Fucked over by Typhoons
• Dubai, UAE: Fucked over by High Humidity Levels and Sandstorms
• Chicago, Illinois: Buried in Forest
• New York City, New York: Buried in Forest, Flooded
• Denver, Colorado: Buried in Forest
• Washington DC: Flooded
• Detroit, Michigan: Buried in Forest
• Windsor, Ontario: Buried in Forest
• Moscow, Russia: Buried in Forest
• Pyramiden, Svalbard: One of the earths last surviving cities.
• San Francisco, California: Buried in Forest or Flooded

Time After People

• 1 Day After People: Power Shuts off almost all around the world
• 1 Week After People: Some of our pets die because retarded Jews and Niggers are too dumb to know that we are going to disappear (Basically Everyone), Our food rots away.
• 1 Month After People: Much of the world is dark.
• 1 Year After People: Almost all of our food are gone.
• 10 Years After People: Glass falls off our buildings
• 20 Years After People: Power Shuts off for Every Animal still having power to gain access to Uncyclopedia
• 50 Years After People: The Beginning of the Era of Great Collapses
• 200 Years After People: Where Skyscraper collapses are most common
• 700 Years After People: The End of the Era of Great Collapses
• 1000 Years After People: Our Cities are Unrecognizable
• 10,000 Years After People: The Earths Last Great Collapse
• 25,000 Years After People: Glaciers destroy much of what is left in the polar regions.
• 100,000 Years After People: Hardly Any Trace of Human Evidence on Earth.
• 1,000,000 Years After People: Humans Biggest Gamble Fucking Failed because Voyager I and II's Record is so badly damaged so anyone who find it wouldn't be able the hear the voice of Americunts, Niggers, Jews, etc. Thank god!