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CallMeCarson is a 22-year-old basement-inhabitant who is a batshit insane, crazy aspie that is known for making a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting streamer, an internet comedian, an unskilled, handicapped gamer. Carson typically records his friends on Minecraft and Discord. Without these, he's basically a loner who technically has the fair of going outside and failed to make a living. His career is nothing other than constantly dick-riding YouTube and Twitch all at the same time for money, and while his puberty was going in reverse, he is now reaching the final level of being a massive faggot with a distorted reality. It's clear enough that his videos were always unfunny, but somehow attracted a huge amount of fanboys that found his content that purely consisted of actual teenagers sending out random memes funny. This basically proves that you can be a comedian without having a sense of humor. of comedy, as well as everyone's sense of humor becoming humorless and ruining the internet with his insanely retarded fanbase.

It comes as no surprise that nobody cared about this annoying aspie until the internet all of a sudden became fueled by unfunny memes. Carson thinks that he can save this whole world by making entertaining content. Instead, he's contributing towards the brainwashing of his targeted demographic, the downfall of comedy, and ruining the internet with his insanely retarded fanbase.

However, little did he know that his rapid rise to fame had all of a sudden been shattered in pieces, after it was revealed that he'd been manipulating his fangirls on social medias because he decided that manipulating his own fans was his only chance to get a girlfriend. He's been sending out sexually suggestive messages to fangirls he found attractive, only to realize that they accused him of dating a minor. His YouTube channel lost 30,000 subscribers as a result, and he retired for 6 months to form out his lies in one video.

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Carson first started his career at age 12, by launching his first YouTube channel under the name "bluecreppers" on September 9, 2011. His content revolves around his series on Minecraft, pivot-animations, and his Terraria game-plays. This, of course, did not rise him to fame as a Minecraft fanboy who tries to make boring content for a living. He then launched another account under the name "GamerCraft157" after two months. This second channel was made as a replacement for the previous one. This time, he's made game-plays on other games, all of which were recorded with an old, shitty recording-software known as fraps. And this is basically the most used software compared to the old YouTube standards. At this time, he founded Bluecrew, a group that consists of anorexic fanboys from Minecraft. It's already dead since Carson was too much a dumbass to handle the group properly.

On July 6, 2012, he then created another channel after both of the previous channels failed. Unlike the two previous channels, his channel only consisted of Minecraft. He once had a Twitter account for the channel, which was inactive just before 1 year of his career finally rose and brought him to fame.

Compared to his new career, it's basically ironic that his old self definitely has more creativity than his new self. Now he's just one of those boring faggots who tries too hard to be funny.