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Pyrocynical, better known as Pyrointesical and Pyro(didnotconsent)ical (Powerword: Niall Comas) is a lesbian, talentless online commentator and YouTube's content-creating Britfag. He is often known for his commentary videos longer than 20 minutes featuring trend-relating content. This is so that he can be relevant for five days by making a shitty content for every one or two months, but will you still watch his content, would you? He is basically similar to Pewdiepie. The only difference is that Jewdiepie doesn't need cancer memes to be added to almost 80% of his videos. You might expect that making a loooooooooong commentary that no one would watch is a waste of time. Well, you're wrong. He earned $4 millions in net worth from the production of such a lame, unfunny commentaries. 

He's known for simping the internet camwhore known as Belle Delphine. Pyro bought her bath water, drinks her piss, and just shows out how much of a degenerate cuck he is. This was him despite previously dating Hyojin Choi (squizzy).

Rise into Stardom

Pyro used to be a hippy 12-year-old who made MLG montage videos while he had his eyes covered in cum (and also in drugs). This was until MLG was done being milked. Pyro will think outside the box to come up with an "original" idea. The idea was to copy LeafyIsHere, with a cancer clickbait thumbnails that can 'bait' horny 12-year-old from fapping. Instead, they're brought into a boring commentary video done by a 17-year-old covering it. Now his poor fanbase will have to watch his old videos without getting their 3-inch cock hard into his old thumbnails. On October 30, 2015, he posted his first commentary video titled "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO". In the first video, Pyro mentioned that he should make commentary videos because no one had done so before. By doing so, his commentary amounted to nothing more than watching an 18-year-old brainlet narrate over YouTube's "GONE WRONG" prank videos.