Talk:Charlie Hebdo

• • UPDATE: I'll rework the article, add lulz, remove boring stuff and add links --Patlalrique 12:09, 15 June 2015 (EDT)
• I'll check for some lightweight pictures replacement to reduce the load --Patlalrique 12:32, 15 June 2015 (EDT)

I'm gonna complete that article by adding large amount of new content --Patlalrique 15:16, 8 January 2015 (EST)

So what you guys thinks of the videos? Fucked up uh?--Patlalrique 12:03, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Sorry for sticking my jew nose in, but do you mind if I clean up some of your edits? It's good stuff but difficult to read due to pidgin English (not an insult btw - your English is better than my French). I wouldn't want to change any of your meanings, just make the whole thing easier to read. Sidecar 09:19, 14 January 2015 (EST)

Sure pal, my English is horrible I know! I want to improve and that's why in part I am here on ED! So please do everything you think is best for the article!--Patlalrique 12:03, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Things I wanna do before article is featured:

• writing a small history of CH;
• putting more sources;
• describing in more details how the attack occured;
• Describing how we get pwned because it's a false flag attack; (this one I'm not sure if I want to dot it, because I will get murdered by Mossad:) !)

It is so a false flag, look at all the stuff being posted in that sense on the internet!!!

--Patlalrique 12:03, 15 January 2015 (EST) (whoops, sorry I moved your sig line)

Thanks for the green light, I'll have a bash at it later. My own opinion is that no-one gives a shit about the four points you list, but I'm prepared to be proven wrong. And personally I think this article could feature as a "see also" in a possible new article called "False flag", because every fucking conspiracy nut on the planet seems to be in a competition to call "False flag!" first, every time anything at all happens. There were even people claiming that Hurricane Katrina was a false flag, ffs! Sidecar 11:09, 16 January 2015 (EST)

You guys are gay, keep up the good work Tigercommander 11:13, 16 January 2015 (EST)

Agreed, lets not fall into exageration and start to believe every conspiracy theory we read on the internet. But IDK if it's because you fags don't understand French, but what I am seeing is more than just Alex jones' follower base babbling...Even a big journal (international Businesse Time ibtimes.com) declared the event could be a revenge from Israel but they withdraw the article soon after. What does that mean? IDK, but this story is smelling bad.

Go check this webpage: it's in French but there is information in English for you to see about IBTIMES.COM being pussies. http://www.egaliteetreconciliation.fr/Un-grand-media-etasunien-s-autocensure-apres-avoir-suggere-une-vengeance-d-Israel-contre-la-France-30194.html -- Patlalrique 11:40, 16 January 2015 (EST)

New lulzy spin: French authorities are trying to implies the Kouachis brothers were pedophiles. You want to make the story sticks? Discredit even further the still-smoking-corpse-ass terrorists! Link: http://www.egaliteetreconciliation.fr/Le-Canard-enchaine-revele-le-passe-pedophile-d-un-des-freres-Kouachi-30314.html (I know, all my sources come from the same website because it's hard to find any outlet that actually has the balls to report those things)

But it's useless because you guys are not smart enough to speak another language than english ;) -- Patlalrique 11:51, 16 January 2015 (EST)

Here! Paul Craig Roberts (not a crazy conspiracy theorist But former no 2 of US treasury under Reagan) : http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2015/01/13/charlie-hebdo-paul-craig-roberts/ --Patlalrique 13:33, 16 January 2015 (EST)

I've sort of drifted off to other stuff in the meantime, but I think that all this stuff about the history of CH is sort of irrelevant. No-one in the Anglosphere gives a shit about it. Guaranteed. Also, there's a lot of repetition and the subsections are all over the fucking shop. Can you give it a bit of a "haircut" please? I can't be bothered to tackle it because I don't really care that much, but will be brutal with your text if it isn't considerably shorter by tomorrow. Sidecar 18:43, 19 January 2015 (EST)

All right, give me more time though. I disagree in part with what you said (doesn't matter the anglosphere, foreigners speak english too and CH is a pretty big story worldwide) but I'll trim the history section. Can you tell me which section you talk about that you would see disappears? --Patlalrique 01:23, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Meh, can't be bothered. Knock yourself out. Sidecar 18:41, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Pictures and other important stuff

• If you guys find out a better typical reader picture be my guess

• We could replace some pics of the Je suis charlie gallery provided I can find more lulzy pic --Patlalrique 16:52, 16 January 2015 (EST)

• What do we do with the irrelevant section?
• please help me adding funny links to my text -- Patlalrique 16:40, 17 January 2015 (EST)

translations pls

someone pls add translations under the images. Idk if we have any frenchfags here but we need one to do this cuz the article is pretty boring without the translations. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:19, 11 January 2015 (EST)

• fine I'll do it DNJACK 00:39, 11 January 2015 (EST)

• A lot of them are already translated and posted on  wikileaks account. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:19, 11 January 2015 (EST)

Something

This needs moar words and less Images, and btw cobalt you kike you stole that from my sandbox, you could have at least told me Tigercommander 01:33, 11 January 2015 (EST)

I didn't steal shit. All I did was upload shitty images. I was too lazy to do anything else, faggot. CobaltCat 02:53, 11 January 2015 (EST)

Is that OK if we give a conspiracy twist? Because if you look at the current facts, the story is pretty messy and people are already talking about a French 9/11. In my opinion it's pretty much a false flag (no conspiratardation here). this article has the potential to be another 9/11 article --Patlalrique 16:05, 11 January 2015 (EST)

Do as you wish as long as its funny Tigercommander 01:00, 12 January 2015 (EST)

"Featured article January 20th & 21th, 2015"

Praise be unto the All Merciful! It's a miracle! Sidecar 08:10, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Yes praise me for setting it as a featured article Tigercommander 08:22, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Heh. Mercifulness is not a quality I associate with this place much! But it's an omen that this article could be destined for Greatness. Sidecar 12:10, 12 January 2015 (EST)