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Complete
Complete (adj.): Full, total, pure; containing no other essence. Used in front of an epithet when the epithet alone is not enough. For example, when a person demands to have an ED article about his journal removed, he is not just a fucktard but a complete fucktard, so overflowing with fucktardery that no other qualities interfere with his unadulterated fucktardishness.
Use sparingly for maximum impact. If you call your girlfriend a bitch, she may or may not stop the behavior that irritated you, but if you call her a complete bitch, she will know she's been pwned and will meekly admit your mastery over her. Or she may shoot you. Complete bitches can be unpredictable.
In extreme situations, when even complete is not emphatic enough for the flame war at hand, some variation of fucking total should be substituted for complete.
Compare and Contrast
- Experts: Abusive Relationships
- "I asked 'Why did you call me an asshole?' She answered, 'Because you are an asshole.' I reached the end of my tether, and said back 'Well, it takes one to know one.' She wanted to go home right then and there."
Complete Asshole
- How To Determine If A Skinny Girl Will Stay Skinny
- "You are a complete asshole if you actually believe the shit that you are writing. By the way 'bitterest' isn't even a word, jackass."
Total Fucking Asshole
- The Portland Mercury
- "To my high school honors Biology teacher: YOU ARE A TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE! You made my friend cry and called her a hypocrite when she didn't want to dissect a fucking grasshopper, and now you want us to write 10-page reports on 'How We Accidentally Kill Animals Every Day' to compensate for a the other dumb-asses in our class who murdered insects for about 10 minutes. YOU ARE SO FUCKING WRONG! We can't wait until the day a lowly T.A. gets sick of your bitching and whining and puts some of your super-poisonous formaldehyde in one of your cups of coffee so that YOU know what it's like to be drowned in that shit! Someday all those insects will dissect YOU in that special place Satan has saved for you in hell. --Anonymous"
