Creation

Where did all this shit come from?

A creationist doing what he does best

This question has plagued mankind for at least 100 years. Knowing that the truth would have far fewer lulz than complete crap, God and his homeboys hunkered down in the studio to create "The Bible": it was only too late that G and the 'Postles realized just what a monster they had created... Producer Al Gore can still only shake his head in disbelief.

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Genesis

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The first gangsta' rap off the multi-platinum offering featured a bunch of white guys (pictured above) to provide a hard metal riff backing to God's deep bass spit. This track prominently features G's erotic interpretation of how the InterWeb came to be:

"And on da eighf day I made tha internets,

For da' hoes in the house to start show'n dem tits,

Ridin' like a G on dem PC wires,

Never thought it would start all these flame war fires;

So a black person make a scene and looked down and said,

WTF brotha' man, what the helluv I made?"

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Drama

With the creation of the internets, the artist formerly known as prince of princes now had a daunting task before him: how to keep this cash money flowin' and pwn those backstabbing Jews. With the help of his prodigy, The Holy Ghost, he developed the smash-hit, drama. To this day, sucka MC's can't step to him and those caught up in the success of "The Bible" use "drama" in conjunction with their fantasy that the lyrical sex, drugs and rap romp is a factual account of human creation. They use it, coupled with the fanfiction portion of the Bible "The New Testament", to flame Jews, gays, and furries. Even now, God looks down at his creation, and seeing the lulz, smiles and laughs like the sick fuck he is.

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